Teleworking Caused the Downfall of the Jedi

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QuoteHow A Liberal Teleworking Policy Led to the Demise of the Jedi Council


How A Liberal Teleworking Policy Led to the Demise of the Jedi Council
There are many causes that contributed to the precipitous decline of the Jedi order, ultimately leading to the return of the Sith and establishment of the Galactic Empire. Perhaps the most under-appreciated reason was their liberal teleworking policy, instituted at some point during Episode II.



Here we see the Jedi Council convening for their monthly strategic alignment meeting at the beginning of Episode II. Like any organization with some semblance of professionalism, everyone schlepped themselves out of bed, sat through traffic on Coruscant, and showed up for work.


Because the meeting is face to face, there is a sense of accountability and clear delineation as to who is responsible for each action item. This is classic management protocol. Unfortunately, some asshat in HR read one too many Harvard Business Review articles and thought they could increase morale by relaxing teleworking restrictions.



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