The "Holy %$%# It's Cold Out There" Winter 2017 Thread

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Sir Slash

#1620
March 06, 2018, 11:57:07 PM
Was that the plot for, "The Shining" or "Friday the Thirteenth"? I forget.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#1621
March 07, 2018, 10:22:08 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#1622
March 07, 2018, 11:36:16 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#1623
March 07, 2018, 12:44:10 PM
Fuck off, Ryan. Snowing like mad here.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#1624
March 07, 2018, 12:45:27 PM
Still waiting here.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#1625
March 07, 2018, 12:48:05 PM
When it arrives...I think you'll know.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

OJsDad

#1626
March 07, 2018, 12:48:36 PM
Poor Gus.  Stuck at the in-laws empty house with his kids, dog, and the in-laws dog from hell. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Gusington

#1627
March 07, 2018, 12:56:07 PM
Everyone is actually behaving and no one has shit on the floor yet!

It's actually easier running this without The Wife. Don't tell her.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#1628
March 07, 2018, 01:34:46 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#1629
March 07, 2018, 01:58:48 PM
It begins...
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#1630
March 07, 2018, 01:59:44 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#1631
March 07, 2018, 02:23:19 PM
Godspeed mirth. It is snowing harder here now than it has all winter. We may be trapped here until tomorrow. Hoping the power stays on.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

OJsDad

#1632
March 07, 2018, 04:48:58 PM
My wife always gets nervous when it's snowing and thundering.  That happened in '78 with the blizzard, and so she always thinks it's going to be a bigger snow storm than predicted. 

They didn't predict the snow storm in '78. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

mirth

#1633
March 07, 2018, 05:14:43 PM
We're in a lull. Started really coming down and then stopped.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#1634
March 07, 2018, 05:42:37 PM
The office is closed tomorrow. So I have that going for me.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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