The "Holy %$%# It's Cold Out There" Winter 2017 Thread

Started by mirth, October 27, 2017, 07:15:38 AM

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trailrunner

Quote from: bbmike on March 07, 2018, 09:37:29 PM
I was without power in the storm last weekend. I really need to research generators.

We were without power for three days.

Roof guy just told me that I need a structural engineer to look at my damaged roof.

Gusington



слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

That's rough trailrunner but thank God you're all OK. Roofs can be replaced, family cannot.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

Right now I will pay good money for whoever can replace my family.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Barthheart


mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

I am the caretaker. I have always been the caretaker.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

OJsDad

So Gus, is your poor wife stuck at home by herself. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

mirth

Quote from: trailrunner on March 08, 2018, 11:38:11 AM
Quote from: bbmike on March 07, 2018, 09:37:29 PM
I was without power in the storm last weekend. I really need to research generators.

We were without power for three days.

Roof guy just told me that I need a structural engineer to look at my damaged roof.

That sucks. Hope it isn't too bad.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

The Wife has been home alone since Tuesday evening. She is allegedly driving over for our extraction in 5 minutes. Leaving the dogs here for a little bit more so I can go home and sharpen my ax.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

OJsDad

Maybe you should send the dogs and stay there. Let her have some fun.
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

Home again sans giant dogs. Daughters are outside playing in the snow. I think I am going to take a Toonces. BTW where is he?

Those are some great shots of my deck, mirth. Do you like how I am already building another house to replace mine when it's crushed by the avalanche?


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd