Iron Eagle Weapons Audit

Started by mirth, April 02, 2018, 10:01:44 AM

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BanzaiCat

Quote from: Jarhead0331 on April 02, 2018, 10:35:27 AM
Some people have way too much free time on their hands. LoL

When I was a kid, i LOVED this movie. I was so pissed that they killed Doug off in the first 5 minutes of Part 2, and adding insult to injury, he was killed by an F4 Phantom masquerading as a Russian Mig!

smh

You obviously failed to see the CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE that is Iron Eagle On The Attack (otherwise known as Iron Eagle IV).

Doug comes back, bro.

Granted it's not Jason Gedrick playing him, but still, DOUG LIVED.

Gusington



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mirth

I was going to watch them tonight, but screw it now.
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Gusington



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Quote from: mirth on April 02, 2018, 02:15:51 PM
I was going to watch them tonight, but screw it now.

You should have known better than posting the topic in the first place.
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BanzaiCat

I think everyone's failing to note that exactly five people saw Iron Eagle IV. That's about 200 less than was in the actual movie.

Gusington

False. I saw it in the theater five times. Five separate theaters.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

BanzaiCat

Incorrect. Your part of New York doesn't have five teeth to put together, let alone five theaters.

mirth

Quote from: Gusington on April 02, 2018, 05:37:48 PM
False. I saw it in the theater five times. Five separate theaters.

It's true. He went with my mom.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

For true grogs, the only Iron Eagle movie that matters is III. Good guys flying WW2 aircraft can beat Peruvian drug lords in jets any day of the week.
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bayonetbrant

Quote from: Staggerwing on April 02, 2018, 06:35:13 PM
For true grogs, the only Iron Eagle movie that matters is III. Good guys flying WW2 aircraft can beat Peruvian drug lords in jets any day of the week.

only the ones that also claim ownership of copies of 4th Reich
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Staggerwing

Stand up and be counted I say!
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

I think every true Grog can appreciate this scene

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus