Consolidated Syria Conflict Thread

Started by Mr. Bigglesworth, September 19, 2015, 04:08:26 PM

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GDS_Starfury

Quote from: Con on May 08, 2018, 09:57:10 PM
Quote from: mirth on May 08, 2018, 06:43:05 PM
I wish a robot would kill me.
I always suspected that you would ride the Sybian off into the sunset

Now theres a Slim Pickens visual......
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mirth

Quote from: Sir Slash on May 09, 2018, 09:14:29 AM
I sense a Pay-Per-View Event: Mirth vs Uran-9 The Pain from Maine!  :clap:

My agent is already in talks.
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"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus


Gusington



слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Barthheart


Gusington

This time I just rushed to put it on.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Centurion40

I wonder how much more Israel will take from Syria before MAZI sends in the troops?
Any time is a good time for pie.

Barthheart

If an Israeli civilian gets killed by a rocket... all bets are off....  :o

Sir Slash

And Netanyahu was in Moscow talking to Putin. Wonder what they were discussing. Summer Vacation spots?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Centurion40

I'm sure that the Iranians feel bolstered, emboldened and well insulated in Syria, surrounded by allies and covered by the Russian bear.
Any time is a good time for pie.

OJsDad

Who's going to protect the Russian Bear from the Israel's?
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Gusington



слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Staggerwing

♬ "Iran... Iran so far away-ay-ay... couldn't get away..." ♬
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