Just when you thought you'd seen it all

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Jarhead0331

July 25, 2018, 10:15:13 AM
 comes, Attack Helicopter Dating Simulator.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/594350/Attack_Helicopter_Dating_Simulator/

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As a helicopter, your daily activities may include, morning maintenance, aerial attack runs, and delivering hell-fire missiles on noncombatants for democracy. Or you know, dating other helicopters.

Personally, I self-identify as an AH64D.
Grogheads Uber Alles
Semper Grog
"No beast is more alpha than JH." Gusington, 10/23/18

IronX

#1
July 25, 2018, 10:31:29 AM
We're not judging your rotary life-style choices.


( rolls eyes judgingly)

Sir Slash

#2
July 25, 2018, 10:42:46 AM
That cute little Viper gets me Hot! I wonder if she's an Aries?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Dammit Carl!

#3
July 25, 2018, 12:06:32 PM
???

Was ist?

Gusington

#4
July 25, 2018, 12:39:07 PM
 :-[
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

CJReich46

#5
July 26, 2018, 08:45:49 PM
 :-\
This is really weird, interesting helos though. :o

What's next Submarine Dating? .   :hide:

" He either fears his fate too much
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To win or lose it all."  - James Graham 1st Marquis of Montrose

mirth

#6
July 26, 2018, 08:56:20 PM
No Man's Sky and Space Engineers seem right for "More Like This"

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#7
July 26, 2018, 09:14:54 PM
I would date a Hind. But not marry one.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Staggerwing

#8
July 26, 2018, 09:25:34 PM
Is there an option for dating an R-22 or Bell-47? I've always had a thing for diminutive girls...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Sir Slash

#9
July 26, 2018, 09:27:08 PM
The Apache is very cute but I have 'reservations' about her.  :2funny:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

besilarius

#10
July 27, 2018, 07:21:39 AM
The Westland Wessex was really noisy.  Had some underway replenishments with a british oiler and it was so funny to have this really loud helo come over with a despatch in an envelope labeled, "On her Majesty's Service".

The Boatswain Mates started calling the Westlands Ethel from the loudness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9SxlO7tQLc
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

JasonPratt

#11
July 27, 2018, 07:33:21 AM
...and now that can all be a euphamism? Thanks internet?  :hide:
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mbar

#12
July 27, 2018, 08:06:58 AM
Send me pictures of your rotors.

mirth

#13
July 27, 2018, 08:09:39 AM
Quote from: Gusington on July 26, 2018, 09:14:54 PM
I would date a Hind. But not marry one.

I thought you already had
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#14
July 27, 2018, 08:10:02 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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