One for all you Texans out there...

[JudgeDredd]

I needed a new belt buckle. Given my substantial waistline, it needed to be strong and sturdy

[Sir Slash]

That should get people looking at your crotch all right. Just don't let them get away with asking you if, 'Texas is over Rhode Island'?

[bob48]

...and don't go flashing your 'Lone Star' at the ladies...........

[JasonPratt]

I needed a new belt buckle. Given my substantial waistline, it needed to be strong and sturdy

So Texas sold you one of their nose rings!

:D

[phamdinhnam3]

I need some!

[Steelgrave]

^We reserve the right to refuse service to spammers. Or to serve spam, for that matter  8)

[Staggerwing]

Everybody WANTS SOME!

[MetalDog]

I WANT SOME, TOO!

[Steelgrave]

GET SUM!   O0

[Gusington]

 

[Staggerwing]

From Van Halen to Duke Nukem in three posts.  :))

[DoctorQuest]

What the hell happened with the belt buckle?

Let's focus here, people.

[MetalDog]

From Van Halen to Duke Nukem in three posts.  :))

That does seem to be our specialty. ;)

[DoctorQuest]

The term is eclectic.

[Sir Slash]

I prefer the term, 'Freestyle Subject Matter Alteration'. It sounds less eclectic. Duke Nukem would approve.