Warhammer II: Total War - Who's playing?

Started by Martok, December 24, 2019, 02:15:23 AM

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While I originally found it on Reddit, it definitely deserves a re-post.  I admit it speaks to me.  IN SIGMAR'S NAME!! 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

W8taminute

^Haha!

In my current campaign playing as the Orks I'm on the pointy end of Karl Franz's spear.  Man I thought the Dwarves were tough but by Sigmar! 
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

Martok

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Quote from: W8taminute on February 07, 2020, 08:59:23 AM
^Haha!

In my current campaign playing as the Orks I'm on the pointy end of Karl Franz's spear.  Man I thought the Dwarves were tough but by Sigmar!
Heh.  None of the Empire LL's have the easiest start IMO (not even Karl or Balthasar), but they're a force to reckoned with once they gain a bit of momentum. 

(The Dwarves *are* also/still tough, however. ;) ) 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Sir Slash

I totally screwed the Empire Campaign first time I played it.  :'(
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Martok

Dude, I've probably screwed up my first 10-12 attempts at playing the Empire so far.  (You gotta keep up, man!)  :P 

But you know what?  Each time I play, I learn some things, get a little further in, and do a bit better on my campaign than I did the previous time.  And when I inevitably stumble and face-plant (sometimes in spectacular fashion), I get up, dust myself off, and start again.  It's all part of the process...and great fun.  8) 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

W8taminute

I'll agree with Martok on dusting yourself off and trying again when it comes to this game.  For some reason, for me at least, this game entices you to keep on trying.  Could be the subject matter but there you have it.   :)
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

Martok

Gah!!  I forgot to save enough Prestige so I could avoid the Wissenland crisis (stupid, stupid)!  #:-) 

Now I have to hope Franz and his men can hold off Eben von Leibwitz's assault(s) on Grunburg while Gotrek & Felix take their army and finish off the Empire Secessionists in the west, then return to help the Emperor launch a counterattack toward Nuln, Wissenland's capital.  Things are about to get interesting... 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

solops

Isn't a Chaos army gruppe supposed to show up about now?
"I could have conquered Europe, all of it, but I had women in my life." - King Henry II of England
Wine is sure proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
Bless those who heal our injuries.
Customer support by AI is evil.

Yskonyn

Are you gents playing vanilla or modded? If so which mod(s)?
"Pilots do not get paid for what they do daily, but they get paid for what they are capable of doing.
However, if pilots would need to do daily what they are capable of doing, nobody would dare to fly anymore."

Martok

So there I was:  Emperor Karl Franz, beloved of his men, fighting a desperate defense at the city of Grunburg against von Leibwitz's invasion of my lands.  There's lots of back & forth, with the outcome of the engagement very much in doubt -- until towards the end, when I finally manage to turn the tide of battle in my favor...and then the goddamn game crashes.  >:( 

ARGH!!!  I spent almost an hour fighting that battle, damn it!  Gah!!  :buck2: 




Quote from: solops on February 10, 2020, 12:53:50 AM
Isn't a Chaos army gruppe supposed to show up about now?
Heh, not yet.  There's plenty of Greenskins and Beastmen around to cause havoc in the meantime, however.  :P 




Quote from: Yskonyn on February 10, 2020, 03:02:27 AM
Are you gents playing vanilla or modded? If so which mod(s)?
I'm playing with the "Proper Combat Mod 2", which makes battles feel a little more tactical and less frenetic.  They also tend to take a little longer to play out (though usually not an hour like the above example), which I personally prefer. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

solops

Have I mentioned that I hate the effing dwarves?
"I could have conquered Europe, all of it, but I had women in my life." - King Henry II of England
Wine is sure proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
Bless those who heal our injuries.
Customer support by AI is evil.

Jarhead0331

Quote from: solops on February 11, 2020, 12:40:42 PM
Have I mentioned that I hate effing dwarves?

I dunno. I won't knock it until I try it.
Grogheads Uber Alles
Semper Grog
"No beast is more alpha than JH." Gusington, 10/23/18


solops

It seems like, no matter who I am, the dwarves mess with me. It's like they Know...
"I could have conquered Europe, all of it, but I had women in my life." - King Henry II of England
Wine is sure proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
Bless those who heal our injuries.
Customer support by AI is evil.

Gusington

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jamus34

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