We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_

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[JasonPratt]

I genuinely laughed till I coughed at the final joke. Yes, I'm sure "math" had a lot of influence on this script!

(To be fair, the films must be profitable enough or they wouldn't be up to a 6th entry now.)

[JasonPratt]

Hard to believe it took this long.

[JasonPratt]

"So, I hear you have a movie for me?" ...well, arguably, I guess...

[JasonPratt]

"There's gonna be a ton more walking, even trees are gonna walk in this thing!"

[JasonPratt]

"And then there will be a bunch of flips and air kicks which will kind of look like fighting sort of!"

(The first movie did pretty well, thus the sequel; I liked it enough to feel like the sequel was insultingly bad.)

[JasonPratt]

"So who's Arwen again?" "She's the one who's like, if Enya's music was a person."

[airboy]

Weirdly, we watched the first Mortal Combat last week and enjoyed it a lot.  Great movie to watch while drinking.

[JasonPratt]

"Yeah I thought we could just hang out and chat." "Well, okay, but I don't see how I can monetize that."

[JasonPratt]

"So, what message do you think that's gonna send to kids?" "I dunno, but I do know this is a superhero movie now." "Oh, those do make money for us, please continue!"

[Tpek]

Twilight: New Meeting

[JasonPratt]

"So is that completely unnatural insertion of information there going to come back later in the plot?" "It sure is!" "Wow wow... wow!" "Yeah, I'm a writer!"

[JasonPratt]

"And then they're going to be brought in front of the Scrotum King." "What?"

[JasonPratt]

"I do like money purposes." "They're the only purposes that matter, sir!"

[JasonPratt]

To be fair, the super-powerful wizard is also scared spitliess about the GIANT DIRE WEREBEAR! -- who later ground-solos a whole separate army. (With air support, to be sure, but still.)