Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats

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Something for after you have eaten all that bacon.  Keep your breath bacon fresh.
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Centurion40

What time is it?  Why it's bacon o'clock!!

Any time is a good time for pie.

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bayonetbrant

sure - but I'd rather eat the bacon turkey that's been served on a plate at a table, than a movie-prop knockoff that's outside under a tree with birds shitting on it.
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Arctic Blast

Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 13, 2012, 02:07:09 PM
sure - but I'd rather eat the bacon turkey that's been served on a plate at a table, than a movie-prop knockoff that's outside under a tree with birds shitting on it.

+1.

If anything, that bacon AT-AT is a waste of valuable resources.

LongBlade

Quote from: Arctic Blast on November 13, 2012, 03:10:55 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 13, 2012, 02:07:09 PM
sure - but I'd rather eat the bacon turkey that's been served on a plate at a table, than a movie-prop knockoff that's outside under a tree with birds shitting on it.

+1.

If anything, that bacon AT-AT is a waste of valuable resources.

Unless it's fauxcon (you would have had to have seen last week's Modern Family to get that reference, though).
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Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

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I bet Ham Solo could knock out that AT AT
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Just in time for turkey day...   ;D


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TheCommandTent

Dang a little late to the party here..  ::)

But we can't really ever have to many pictures of bacon awesomeness
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