Russia's War Against Ukraine

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ArizonaTank

#8835
October 06, 2023, 09:22:44 AM
Here's a new one...Putin suggests Prigo's plane went down due to a drunken game of "hot potato" with a live grenade...

well...OK I took some artistic license there...but then again it's Russia...

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/putin-suggests-wagner-leaders-possibly-got-drunk-and-accidentally-blew-up-prigozhin-s-plane/ar-AA1hKXm8?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=8f92e2e1939d4996947e66e7b5116321&ei=53
Johannes "Honus" Wagner
"The Flying Dutchman"
Shortstop: Pittsburgh Pirates 1900-1917
Rated as the 2nd most valuable player of all time by Bill James.

JudgeDredd

#8836
October 06, 2023, 10:09:43 AM
I wonder why he never just comes out and says "Yeah - I killed the c**t".

For someone who doesn't seem to care what the international community thinks about him, he certainly seems to care what the international community thinks about him!
Alba gu' brath
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Windigo

#8837
October 06, 2023, 11:53:11 AM
It is clear that this is truly a good vs evil type of fight. Nukes be damned, this really is about respect for humanity. One side is devoid of it.

Are there any orbiting kinetic strike weapons yet?
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Groggy

#8838
October 06, 2023, 01:18:19 PM
Quote from: ArizonaTank on October 06, 2023, 09:22:44 AMHere's a new one...Putin suggests Prigo's plane went down due to a drunken game of "hot potato" with a live grenade...

well...OK I took some artistic license there...but then again it's Russia...

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/putin-suggests-wagner-leaders-possibly-got-drunk-and-accidentally-blew-up-prigozhin-s-plane/ar-AA1hKXm8?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=8f92e2e1939d4996947e66e7b5116321&ei=53

Litvinenko had been juggling vials of polonium and one fell and broke into his mouth. Tragic accident.
''War is the unfolding of miscalculations.''-Barbara Tuchman

Sir Slash

#8839
October 06, 2023, 02:33:05 PM
No real game of Twister should ever be played without hand grenades.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Windigo

#8840
October 06, 2023, 02:52:29 PM
Geebus Star. That mortar(?) shell just took that one out. War is indeed a gruesome business.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#8841
October 06, 2023, 03:17:10 PM
at first I thought is was something in the 20 to 30mm range but that would have disintegrated the guy behind him.
now I think it was a grenade, either rifle or automatic launcher.
sweet shot though!   :Party:
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#8842
October 06, 2023, 04:53:09 PM
an espresso version of russia state media.   :uglystupid2:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1710234771555557546
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#8843
October 06, 2023, 06:17:37 PM
russian infantry hiding behind what left of some russian tanks.

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

ArizonaTank

#8844
October 07, 2023, 10:21:45 PM
Johannes "Honus" Wagner
"The Flying Dutchman"
Shortstop: Pittsburgh Pirates 1900-1917
Rated as the 2nd most valuable player of all time by Bill James.

GDS_Starfury

#8845
October 07, 2023, 10:54:42 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Crossroads

#8846
October 08, 2023, 03:21:10 AM Last Edit: October 08, 2023, 03:49:59 AM by Crossroads
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GDS_Starfury

#8847
October 08, 2023, 06:30:42 AM
good rules to live by.  :ThumbsUp:
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#8848
October 08, 2023, 07:59:58 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#8849
October 08, 2023, 02:05:58 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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