Shatner Poetry App

[LongBlade]

This could be cool.

iPhone users can now make William Shatneresque poetry, filled with his dramatic pauses and unique inflections, thanks to an app released today.

Called Shatoetry, the app lets users choose from a library of prerecorded words to create what Shatner -- or his marketing people -- has branded "Shatisms," phrases played out in Shatner's voice. It's like making poetry with refrigerator magnets, but with the "Star Trek" icon and Priceline.com spokesman guiding your artistry.

Source: http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57543916-1/channel-william-shatner-with-new-shatoetry-spoken-word-app/

[Staggerwing]

I... am so... GETTING...

...this app.

[GDS_Starfury]

I... Dont... have a.... smart phone!

[besilarius]

It should include, for all to hear, the Klassik rendition of Mr. Tambourine Man.

[Staggerwing]

I got it. It's actually a fairly limited app as far as available vocabulary goes.

[LongBlade]

I got it. It's actually a fairly limited app as far as available vocabulary goes.

Well that sucks.

I take it we won't be hearing Shatner say, "GrogHeads are the illuminati of the 21st Century," then?

[Staggerwing]

Nope.  :(

[GDS_Starfury]

I take it we won't be hearing Shatner say, "GrogHeads are the illuminati of the 21st Century," then?

shhhh  its not a conspiracy if people now about it to much.