The Quotable Groghead

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Windigo

Quote from: Pete Dero on April 14, 2022, 03:48:31 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 13, 2022, 05:49:26 PM
they were already exchanged for russian pows.

I know. But I guessed that meme without context might come across as a bit weird for Windigo.

I was not thinking about the Ukraine War, I was definitely thinking more "WTF RTS gaming inside joke is this?"

*Shrug



My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Gusington



слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Windigo

.... probably in the next year or two, you will discover the joy to be had in screaming at the odd strato-nimbus .
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Gusington



слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

I scream at road signs. But they always start it.  >:(
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

al_infierno

Men are born for games, nothing else. Every child knows that play is nobler than work. He knows too that the worth or merit of a game is not inherent in the game itself, but rather in the value of that which is put at hazard. Games of chance require a wager to have meaning at all. Games of sport involve the skill and strength of the opponents, and the humiliation of defeat and pride of victory are in themselves sufficient stake.

- Cormac McCarthy, Blood Meridian
I was waiting for a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one.

al_infierno

The good book says that he that lives by the sword shall perish by the sword, said the black.

The judge smiled, his face shining with grease.

What right man would have it any other way? he said.

- Cormac McCarthy, Blood Meridian
I was waiting for a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one.

al_infierno

#52
They're not real. You get that right? None of it is real. The critics aren't real. The customers aren't real. This isn't real. You aren't real. Why do you care about these people? They don't care about you. None of them. They don't even know you because you haven't shown them. Every day you will wake up and there'll be less of you. You live your life for them and they don't even see you. You don't even see yourself..... We don't get a lot of things to really care about.



Also, another quick McCarthy from Blood Meridian:

"Men of God and men of war have strange affinities."
I was waiting for a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one.

besilarius

Evelyn Waugh, Brideshead Revisited, was a commando officer in World War II.  His first engagement was the British attack on Vichy post in Africa, Dakar.
On returning to he UK, he was asked what he felt after his first battle: it was like German opera, too loud and too long.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.