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GDS_Starfury

November 28, 2012, 12:15:48 PM
Neither Gus and I nor Smuck and LB are having children.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

W8taminute

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November 28, 2012, 12:34:12 PM
Congratulations to you and Gus and Smuck and LB.  You do realize your free time is gone now right?  Oh wait, that only applies if you are having a baby.   8)
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

TheCommandTent

#2
November 28, 2012, 12:54:01 PM
Wait I thought Gus was the surragote for LB and Smuck's baby?  :o  Now you've gone and confused us all   :P
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

LongBlade

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November 28, 2012, 01:51:11 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on November 28, 2012, 12:15:48 PM
Neither Gus and I nor Smuck and LB are having children.

Speak for yourself. Smuck already had my baby.

And he liked it.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Smuckatelli

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November 28, 2012, 02:44:19 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on November 28, 2012, 01:51:11 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on November 28, 2012, 12:15:48 PM
Neither Gus and I nor Smuck and LB are having children.

Speak for yourself. Smuck already had my baby.

And he liked it.

Bad news LB....another rabbit died...

GDS_Starfury

#5
November 28, 2012, 04:09:00 PM
guess whats for dinner.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Windigo

#6
November 28, 2012, 04:51:47 PM
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Smuckatelli

#7
November 28, 2012, 05:43:27 PM
Quote from: Windigo on November 28, 2012, 04:51:47 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on November 28, 2012, 04:09:00 PM
guess whats for dinner.

chucky?

Rabbit....I think Star's rabbit died also......

at least it isn't one of those three days later go see the doctor issue.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDcQJ-U4nRM

Gusington

#8
November 28, 2012, 08:08:17 PM
I would definitely have Star's baby.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

GDS_Starfury

#9
November 28, 2012, 08:11:31 PM
youve got the hips for it baby!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Gusington

#10
November 28, 2012, 08:21:18 PM
You know you want them.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

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