Anyone know if this is real? (Israeli airport security)

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December 03, 2012, 09:09:16 AM


Tpek, Shlomz, anyone else...?

Is this legit?
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LongBlade

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December 03, 2012, 11:28:20 AM
The lady on the right is wearing a TSA uniform, which makes me think the pic is bogus. If the pic is bogus...
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Barthheart

#3
December 03, 2012, 11:45:09 AM
This is just an interweb joke.

Longdan

#4
December 03, 2012, 12:15:03 PM
You didn't think...........?
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Tpek

#5
December 03, 2012, 12:41:29 PM
They were developing some less-intrusive security checks measures here, though obviously this pic has nothing to do with it.

TheCommandTent

#6
December 03, 2012, 08:44:15 PM
I wish it was, it would solve multiple problems at once :)
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Arctic Blast

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December 04, 2012, 03:25:35 AM
Quote from: TheCommandTent on December 03, 2012, 08:44:15 PM
I wish it was, it would solve multiple problems at once :)

Until one went off and 17 parents sued the US Government for traumatizing their children with the image of it.

bayonetbrant

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December 04, 2012, 07:24:54 AM
Quote from: Arctic Blast on December 04, 2012, 03:25:35 AMUntil one went off and 17 parents sued the US Government for traumatizing their children with the image of it.

And yet, no one has sued the TSA for their current pedophelia-inspired fondling of folks at checkpoints...
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Smuckatelli

#9
December 05, 2012, 10:12:50 AM
Part of Israel's success is that they actively profile....a bubba mets a certain criteria...the bubba is questioned for additional indicators.....

The TSA can't profile.....the ACLU would be all over them...so they fondle kids & old folks...

bayonetbrant

#10
December 05, 2012, 10:54:48 AM
Quote from: Smuckatelli on December 05, 2012, 10:12:50 AMThe TSA can't profile.....the ACLU would be all over them...

but a university can profile for admissions and ACLU encourages it

#eyeroll
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LongBlade

#11
December 05, 2012, 11:04:11 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 05, 2012, 10:54:48 AM
Quote from: Smuckatelli on December 05, 2012, 10:12:50 AMThe TSA can't profile.....the ACLU would be all over them...

but a university can profile for admissions and ACLU encourages it

#eyeroll

I profile all the time. I look for games that stand out, and investigate them thoroughly. That, my friends, is a good use of profiling.
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besilarius

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December 08, 2012, 09:13:27 AM
LB, I suggest you also use the old intel method of signals traffic.
When you can't break the code or cipher, you can see what has the most messages.  You may not know what, say, Northern Fleet is planning, but from the volume of messages, you know they're planning on something.
If everyone is posting about one game, or one company, (or on these boards Aveeno), then you know something is going on.
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#13
December 08, 2012, 09:52:44 AM
Most of the profiling I do is based on whether or not the profile has an hour-glass shape.
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son_of_montfort

#14
December 08, 2012, 10:33:59 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on December 03, 2012, 11:28:20 AM
The lady on the right is wearing a TSA uniform, which makes me think the pic is bogus. If the pic is bogus...

Bogus. Those are the exact same scanners as they use in the Indianapolis airport.
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