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GDS_Starfury

December 08, 2012, 11:35:08 PM
planes seem to be the theme this week.

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

#1
December 08, 2012, 11:37:02 PM
Gosh, who could that Eagle be standing in for?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

besilarius

#2
December 08, 2012, 11:52:43 PM
Adolph Galland's Gnatter?
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

GDS_Starfury

#3
December 09, 2012, 12:37:38 AM
most likely a Su-27/30 stand in.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Longdan

#4
December 09, 2012, 02:34:11 PM
USA's boner.
digni enim sunt interdicunt

Staggerwing

#5
December 09, 2012, 02:39:47 PM
I'm sure you meant that a compliment on the manly virility of one of the USAF's premier strike fighters.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Longdan

#6
December 09, 2012, 02:52:24 PM
We had a really huge military exercise in Yellowknife and across the
NWT in the late 80's.  Many USAF and various Air Guard aircraft were deployed
at the Yellowknife airport with virtually all of the RCAF fighter strength
there or nearby.  We had a USAF liason officer in our office to "help" with
things.  EVERY SINGLE TIME the F-15's fired up to go out and play he would
announce stentoriously "That gentlemen in the sound of freedom."  Every time.
I asked him if that was his job since he did little else.  He just looked at me funny.
Speaking of funny the exercise was to detect, destroy or divert any hostiles
before they crossed 49 N leaving a few large Canadian cities under the "combat" zone.
Anyway it was interesting and most of the USAF guys were fun and we all got really
drunk and they let us sit in their airplanes when the RCAF guys wouldn't.
digni enim sunt interdicunt

LongBlade

#7
December 09, 2012, 04:11:10 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 08, 2012, 11:35:08 PM
planes seem to be the theme this week.



Ladies and gentlemen, that is the post of Freedom!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Longdan

#8
December 09, 2012, 04:38:23 PM
Is that your job?  Let's go get drunk or something
and maybe I can sit in your airplane.  BTW local girls
are dangerous.  You do not want to go home with any
funny marks or bugs to explain to your wife....but that
is a different part of the story.
digni enim sunt interdicunt
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