Those Poor Norks

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TheCommandTent

#15
February 27, 2013, 09:58:14 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 27, 2013, 12:48:03 AM
if people like me didnt do these things people like Smuck wouldnt be so respectable.  ;)

There is logic to that statement somewhere, I just know it.  ;D
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

LongBlade

#16
February 27, 2013, 11:08:35 AM
Quote from: TheCommandTent on February 27, 2013, 09:58:14 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 27, 2013, 12:48:03 AM
if people like me didnt do these things people like Smuck wouldnt be so respectable.  ;)

There is logic to that statement somewhere, I just know it.  ;D

It starts with the questionable logic that a) Smuck is respectable, and b) Smuck is more respectable than Star.

While we're at it, there is c) whether anyone on these boards is remotely respectable. Maybe Toonces. Maybe.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Longdan

#17
February 27, 2013, 12:11:15 PM
That's because Toonces still has an important job and he has never, ever tried to tell us how big his man-unit is.
Plus he is frighteningly silent on some issues which are areas where I know he has expertise.
That scares me more than anybody else and fear=respect.
digni enim sunt interdicunt

bayonetbrant

#18
February 27, 2013, 12:16:23 PM
Quote from: Longdan on February 26, 2013, 08:18:19 PM
We deserve anything that happens after this.

"We" who, kemosabe?

Does anyone hate Canada?  I mean, besides South Park?
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Longdan

#19
February 27, 2013, 12:32:55 PM
They do not make much effort in distinguishing us.  And BTW I am Tonto and you are Kemosabe.
When the bad guys shoot at the Lone Ranger, Tonto gets shot at too.
South Park is great.  They hate us, we loves them.
You do not have to look far to find anti-Canadian bile.
Being ignored except by the Stripper Viewing Patrol (Amateur Gynaecologists of America) is galling sometimes.
Our virtue is the time dilation at the border.  Since everything happens somewhat later in Canada than it does
in the USA we do not have to make a lot of unnecessary mistakes.  We can watch them on TV first and make
our own unique ones.  Or, even better, watch them implode in the USA and then imitate it five years later.
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bayonetbrant

#20
February 27, 2013, 03:06:42 PM
Plus, you've got Robin Sparkles
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Longdan

#21
February 27, 2013, 03:42:25 PM
I always figured that once you guys clued in to where Celine Dion came from we were finished.
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GDS_Starfury

#22
February 27, 2013, 08:25:34 PM
^^^

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#23
March 01, 2013, 01:19:04 PM
Apparently Dennis Rodman is a bigger moron than anyone ever imagined

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2013/03/01/world/asia/ap-as-nkorea-rodman.html?hp

Quote"He's proud, his country likes him — not like him, love him, love him," Rodman said of Kim Jong-un. "Guess what, I love him. The guy's really awesome."
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#24
March 01, 2013, 03:54:07 PM
Quote from: mirth on March 01, 2013, 01:19:04 PM
Apparently Dennis Rodman is a bigger moron than anyone ever imagined

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2013/03/01/world/asia/ap-as-nkorea-rodman.html?hp

Quote"He's proud, his country likes him — not like him, love him, love him," Rodman said of Kim Jong-un. "Guess what, I love him. The guy's really awesome."

Hopefully he'll like the place so much he'll stay.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

#25
March 01, 2013, 04:27:19 PM Last Edit: March 01, 2013, 04:29:37 PM by Martok
I wouldn't say he's so much a "moron" as he is "batshit loony". 

So LB's comment may be right on the mark there... 

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mirth

#26
March 01, 2013, 04:33:46 PM
I'd be fine with become a permanent resident of the socialist paradise.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Boggit

#27
March 08, 2013, 06:41:08 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on February 26, 2013, 10:56:31 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 26, 2013, 10:21:12 PM
Ive actually met the guy a bunch of times and hes a pretty cool fellow.

Given your dating habits, I wouldn't be surprised if you two slept together.
Sorry Star :). ROFL!!! ;D
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