U.S. Navy Confirms Cap'n Crunch isn't a Captain

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GDS_Starfury

#15
June 20, 2013, 04:23:21 AM
of course Gus is a given.
what kind of question is that Martok?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Centurion40

#16
June 20, 2013, 12:12:36 PM
Wouldn't Gus be Private Kangaroo, or perhaps Private 'possum?
Any time is a good time for pie.

LongBlade

#17
June 20, 2013, 01:03:47 PM
I thought Gus went by the screen name Private Garden?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

#18
June 20, 2013, 05:56:26 PM
Private Viewing?
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GDS_Starfury

#19
June 20, 2013, 05:58:06 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#20
June 20, 2013, 10:45:45 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

#21
June 20, 2013, 10:54:39 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 20, 2013, 04:23:21 AM
of course Gus is a given.
what kind of question is that Martok?
Given some of your apparent/implied...proclivities, I wasn't going to assume! 

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Longdan

#22
June 20, 2013, 11:13:33 PM
Cap'n Crunch, rum, buggery and the lash.  Only the last two are left.  The navy stripped of another tradition by lefty PC buggers.
It made for a great Saturday morning cartoon.
Don't try this at home kids!
digni enim sunt interdicunt

mirth

#23
June 22, 2013, 04:23:30 PM
You just know this is going to be turned into an episode of NCIS.
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"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#24
June 22, 2013, 08:34:10 PM
I am f*cking adorable.
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