U.S. Navy Confirms Cap'n Crunch isn't a Captain

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Longdan

#1
June 19, 2013, 06:29:05 PM
Now you are going to tell us Hogan's Hero's wasn't real.
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DicedT

#2
June 19, 2013, 06:46:31 PM
There has not been one escape from Stalag 13.

mirth

#3
June 19, 2013, 07:28:11 PM
What about Captain Kangaroo? ...Wait I don't want to know.
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"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#4
June 19, 2013, 07:42:20 PM
Captain Kangaroo was a Major.
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GDS_Starfury

#5
June 19, 2013, 07:51:37 PM
and a Marine.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

#6
June 19, 2013, 07:56:28 PM
And attended Fordham U.
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mirth

#7
June 19, 2013, 08:00:18 PM
And he was Clarabell.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#8
June 19, 2013, 08:11:50 PM
And he had a bitchin' mustache.
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GDS_Starfury

#9
June 19, 2013, 08:25:29 PM
Gus likes the mustache ride.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

DoctorQuest

#10
June 19, 2013, 08:39:27 PM
There. Now you've ruined it for everyone.
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GDS_Starfury

#11
June 19, 2013, 09:11:11 PM
not really.
do you know how cute he is?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

#13
June 20, 2013, 03:45:22 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 19, 2013, 09:11:11 PM
not really.
do you know how cute he is?
Which one?  Gus, or Captain Kangaroo? 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
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undercovergeek

#14
June 20, 2013, 03:47:00 AM
i think Gus is a given, i assumed Capt Kangaroo but im not googling Captains with Moustaches for all the money in the world
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