Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed

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undercovergeek

#60
June 07, 2014, 06:04:02 PM
Quote from: JudgeDredd on June 07, 2014, 05:29:26 PM
I have to be honest - I'm confused.

Perhaps I can't see the wood for the trees.

Planks very much for starting this one though...it made me chuckle...even if it was eventually branching from the OP's thread!

Et tu jd?

Staggerwing

#61
June 07, 2014, 08:27:44 PM
^Beware the Ids of Larch...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

vyshka

#62
June 07, 2014, 08:57:44 PM
I think undercovergeek has been bamboozled out of talking about the Forest.

TheCommandTent

#63
June 07, 2014, 09:36:48 PM
He is just barking up the wrong tree ...
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

GDS_Starfury

#64
June 07, 2014, 09:54:03 PM
Quote from: TheCommandTent on June 07, 2014, 09:36:48 PM
He is just barking up the wrong tree ...

like a metal dog.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

undercovergeek

#65
June 08, 2014, 03:09:44 AM
Quote from: vyshka on June 07, 2014, 08:57:44 PM
I think undercovergeek has been bamboozled out of talking about the Forest.

i abandoned thread ages ago

see that dinghy on the horizon, paddling away, thats me

bayonetbrant

#66
June 08, 2014, 06:12:48 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on June 08, 2014, 03:09:44 AMsee that dinghy on the horizon, paddling away, thats me

Once the thread was drowning in puns you abandoned ship, and as wave after wave of humor crashed upon the thread, you bailed!
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

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bob48

#67
June 08, 2014, 06:13:10 AM
We should have made him walk the plank.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

undercovergeek

#68
June 08, 2014, 06:18:38 AM
where are my mod powers to shut this down!!   >:(

FarAway Sooner

#69
June 08, 2014, 03:00:02 PM
Come on, ucg.  You're not angry at this thread, you're just board with it.

skeptical.platypus

#70
June 08, 2014, 07:21:59 PM
Ain't mulch else to say, I guess.

OFMG THAT MAKES TWO!!!!
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