One for Metal Dog

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bob48

#105
October 25, 2014, 03:29:27 PM
We were just stringing you along.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

BanzaiCat

#106
October 25, 2014, 04:29:03 PM
Yeah, you were getting too tied up with these puns.

LongBlade

#107
October 25, 2014, 04:54:25 PM
He was starting to unravel.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

#108
October 25, 2014, 05:06:38 PM
Lets keep this thread going.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#109
October 25, 2014, 05:09:45 PM
It has me in stitches.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#110
October 25, 2014, 05:40:53 PM
Pretty soon he'll be at the end of his rope
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#111
October 25, 2014, 05:53:27 PM
Hmm.. that strikes a cord.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

MetalDog

#112
October 25, 2014, 06:50:34 PM
I'm not going to bother, because it would take more time to prove it than I care to spend, but, those puns are rotting your brains.  Several of the last half dozen posts have been punned before in other threads.  Now, I like you guys pretty well, so, I'll take it upon myself to be the guy to clue you in...you're all going senile.  You should get looked at by a doctor ASAP.  That's, As Soon As Possible, for those of you that forgot what the acronym stood for.  It's nothing to be embarrassed by.  We are your friends and will still love you no matter HOW far you degenerate into a brain destroying fog.  Reduced to recycling old word play because you can't handle anything tougher than applesauce.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Staggerwing

#113
October 25, 2014, 06:58:31 PM
Mmmm... applesauce...




Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

#114
October 25, 2014, 07:16:51 PM
Dog - I went to see the doctor for a senility test.

I'm still waiting to hear from him, but for now, I'm sticking with "no noose is good noose"  :)
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#115
October 25, 2014, 07:27:47 PM
as soon as punnable
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#116
October 25, 2014, 07:32:35 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on October 25, 2014, 06:50:34 PM
I'm not going to bother, because it would take more time to prove it than I care to spend, but, those puns are rotting your brains.  Several of the last half dozen posts have been punned before in other threads.  Now, I like you guys pretty well, so, I'll take it upon myself to be the guy to clue you in...you're all going senile. 

Senile?

I went to Cairo, but I don't remember if I saw the river or not. I wonder if I am senile.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#117
October 25, 2014, 07:34:28 PM
whats all this rush to normalcy you people are talking aboot?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

MetalDog

#118
October 25, 2014, 07:59:57 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on October 25, 2014, 06:58:31 PM
Mmmm... applesauce...






I see your applesauce and raise you pork chops.


And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Staggerwing

#119
October 25, 2014, 08:02:49 PM
Yeah, I thought of that one first but decided we needed more cleavage.  8)
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys
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