One for Metal Dog

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GDS_Starfury

#120
October 25, 2014, 08:12:47 PM
applesauce cleavage is a totally safe google search....   :(
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Barthheart

#121
November 05, 2014, 03:00:17 PM

BanzaiCat

#122
November 05, 2014, 03:15:50 PM

Martok

#123
November 05, 2014, 03:34:59 PM
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

bayonetbrant

#124
November 07, 2014, 08:48:06 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#125
November 07, 2014, 08:52:21 PM
yeah... that one wasnt funny.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#126
November 08, 2014, 08:31:58 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#127
November 08, 2014, 08:32:36 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#128
November 08, 2014, 08:33:26 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

#129
November 11, 2014, 10:47:44 PM
         What would you get if Elton John wrote the music for Game of Thrones??? Maybe this.....

           

bob48

#130
November 12, 2014, 07:30:48 AM
<puts fingers in ears and hides under the table>

He's gonna blow.............
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

mirth

#131
November 12, 2014, 09:24:02 AM
Quote from: Steelgrave on November 11, 2014, 10:47:44 PM
         What would you get if Elton John wrote the music for Game of Thrones??? Maybe this.....

           

Count the heads on spikes in the hallway....
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

#132
November 12, 2014, 09:32:06 AM
^HA!!! Love it!!!   ;D

Barthheart

#133
November 13, 2014, 09:10:58 AM

LongBlade

#134
November 13, 2014, 09:11:50 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on November 13, 2014, 09:10:58 AM


Two thoughts:

Pretty dog.

That's going to me a mess to clean up.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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