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Barthheart

#405
May 05, 2015, 01:17:30 PM

MetalDog

#406
May 05, 2015, 09:38:41 PM
Having read the last two, I find them representative of each of their posters.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

#407
May 05, 2015, 09:46:46 PM
 :2funny:
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#408
May 14, 2015, 02:30:32 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

MetalDog

#409
May 14, 2015, 08:02:25 PM
BOOOOOO!!!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

besilarius

#410
May 15, 2015, 06:59:04 AM
Being "all right" is of course, why fascist armies never can win a war.  They are inherently weak tactically.
All they have is a right wing, and a far right wing.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

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BanzaiCat

#411
May 15, 2015, 09:44:43 AM

Martok

#412
May 15, 2015, 11:10:59 AM
^  That one's almost clever enough for me to almost not groan at it. 

Almost. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

LongBlade

#413
May 15, 2015, 11:16:03 AM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

JasonPratt

#414
May 15, 2015, 11:18:39 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on May 14, 2015, 08:02:25 PM
BOOOOOO!!!

See, I just squinted at that and made it a joke about the Euro crisis. :)
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LongBlade

#415
May 15, 2015, 11:19:27 AM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#416
May 24, 2015, 09:02:41 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#417
May 24, 2015, 09:10:21 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Mr. Bigglesworth

#418
May 24, 2015, 09:51:21 PM Last Edit: May 24, 2015, 10:02:59 PM by Mr. Bigglesworth


"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

Mr. Bigglesworth

#419
May 24, 2015, 11:28:40 PM
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598
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