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MetalDog

#300
March 27, 2015, 05:41:48 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 27, 2015, 05:24:02 PM
so your baseline consists of dick humor?

I find you funny, don't I?
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

#301
March 27, 2015, 05:42:34 PM
You made me bring sexy back.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

MetalDog

#302
March 27, 2015, 05:54:08 PM
I don't know how to reply to that.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

#303
March 27, 2015, 05:57:53 PM
here...   drink this.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

MetalDog

#304
March 27, 2015, 06:03:20 PM
I'll pass, Joe.  Thank you very much.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Barthheart

#305
April 02, 2015, 10:01:13 AM

Windigo

#306
April 02, 2015, 11:27:21 AM
Amazing that until this day, I had no idea this thread existed.

No wonder the Dawg goes full on pissy-kitty in some of the other threads.

[I still luvs ya Dawg! In fact we should get together and play some Civ5. Let you feel the wrath of my Iroquois Nation]
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bayonetbrant

#307
April 02, 2015, 03:33:00 PM
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MetalDog

#308
April 02, 2015, 07:18:11 PM Last Edit: April 02, 2015, 07:21:28 PM by MetalDog
That's too easy.  Hence, it does not count.

@Windi: I don't play 5.  The one unit per hex thing frosts my jumblies.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

besilarius

#309
April 03, 2015, 06:48:42 AM
Piers can be dangerous places.  Years ago, there was an odd fellow in Norfolk.  He invented this game of counting the slits between the beams of a pier.  Walking toward the end of the pier he would count the slits and as he got closer to the edge, the tension grew and grew.  He even got other people to try it and they also found an almost hypnotic effect.
This ended badly.  He and two fellow counters got carried away.  At the end of the pier, they had counted up to one hundred and jumped up in joy.  Unfortunately, their jumps were so enthusiastic that they all fell off the end and drowned.
The next day the Norfolks Star newspaper's headline:

"When you're out of slits, you're out of pier."

If anyone younger than thirty gets this, I'll be shocked.
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"With your eyes closed?"
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Barthheart

#310
April 03, 2015, 06:56:24 AM
 :2funny:

Staggerwing

#311
April 03, 2015, 07:17:48 AM
 ;D


Quote from: Barthheart on April 03, 2015, 06:56:24 AM
:2funny:

They had that in Canada? Hopefully only for the novelty factor...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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Barthheart

#312
April 03, 2015, 02:30:32 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on April 03, 2015, 07:17:48 AM
;D


Quote from: Barthheart on April 03, 2015, 06:56:24 AM
:2funny:

They had that in Canada? Hopefully only for the novelty factor...

We get a lot of US TV up here.....

MetalDog

#313
April 03, 2015, 08:10:53 PM
That's just terrible.  I thought we LIKED Canada?
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Silent Disapproval Robot

#314
April 03, 2015, 09:20:46 PM
Nope.  It turns out we're hoarding your natural resources.  Who knew?  I bet Anne Murray is behind it.


http://harddawn.com/is-canada-hoarding-americas-natural-resources/

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