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Mr. Bigglesworth

#510
July 25, 2015, 11:20:02 AM
Better start practicing the mime puns.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

bayonetbrant

#511
July 25, 2015, 02:05:35 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on July 25, 2015, 11:20:02 AMBetter start practicing the mime puns.


Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The Mime next door went nuts.


My mate just said to me, "If you became invisible, what would you do first?"
I said, "I'd go to Paris, find a performing street Mime and beat him to death; the round of applause he'd get would be astounding."


We asked 100 people if they could Mime watching a game of tennis.
They all said no.


London International Mime Festival (LIMF)
What a disappointment for a dyslexic's porn search.


I think I've lost interest in my career as a Mime artist.
I feel like I'm just going through the motions.
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

undercovergeek

#512
July 25, 2015, 02:07:44 PM
There isn't a hole deep enough to drop you in

bayonetbrant

#513
July 28, 2015, 12:26:46 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#514
July 28, 2015, 12:29:08 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on July 25, 2015, 02:07:44 PMThere isn't a hole deep enough to drop you in

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bob48

#515
July 28, 2015, 02:03:49 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on July 25, 2015, 11:20:02 AM
Better start practicing the mime puns.

OK.






There, did you like it?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

LongBlade

#516
July 28, 2015, 02:08:10 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on July 25, 2015, 11:20:02 AM
Better start practicing the mime puns.

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#517
July 28, 2015, 02:08:48 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#518
July 28, 2015, 02:09:33 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#519
July 28, 2015, 02:10:29 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#520
July 28, 2015, 02:11:19 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#521
July 28, 2015, 02:12:04 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#522
July 28, 2015, 02:13:28 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

#523
July 28, 2015, 08:56:43 PM
LB's on fiyah!
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

JasonPratt

#524
July 29, 2015, 08:23:32 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on July 28, 2015, 02:12:04 PM


The Hallows sign set off 'inconspicuously' to the side, really makes that one.
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