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Staggerwing

#1500
November 02, 2016, 08:32:57 PM
^I camembert to look.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

MetalDog

#1501
November 02, 2016, 08:36:46 PM
You guys have already done cheese before.  Maybe twice.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Staggerwing

#1502
November 02, 2016, 08:39:10 PM
Sends a cheddar down the spine, it does.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

MetalDog

#1503
November 02, 2016, 08:41:22 PM
Boooooooooooo
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bayonetbrant

#1504
November 02, 2016, 08:44:13 PM
are you saying we've havarti all before?
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Windigo

#1505
November 03, 2016, 11:54:22 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on November 02, 2016, 08:36:46 PM
You guys have already done cheese before.  Maybe twice.

Ohhh you're sharp.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Barthheart

#1506
November 03, 2016, 11:55:56 AM
It's because cheese has such gouda jokes to go with it.

mirth

#1507
November 03, 2016, 12:08:18 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on November 02, 2016, 08:41:22 PM
Boooooooooooo

MD is not fondue of cheese puns
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#1508
November 04, 2016, 08:04:56 AM

Staggerwing

#1509
November 04, 2016, 05:36:57 PM
Habitual offenders
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

MetalDog

#1510
November 04, 2016, 07:10:30 PM
You should both stop.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bayonetbrant

#1511
November 04, 2016, 08:02:36 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#1512
November 04, 2016, 08:08:42 PM
but won't
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

JasonPratt

#1513
November 07, 2016, 02:45:03 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on November 04, 2016, 07:10:30 PM
You should both stop this nunsense.

FTFY.
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Windigo

#1514
November 07, 2016, 03:26:48 PM
If someone can convince you to believe absurdities - they can talk you into committing atrocities.

Saw this on a bumper sticker today on a college kid's car....   whoa  :peace:    /s

See MD, puns aren't so bad.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.
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