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OJsDad

#1785
December 28, 2016, 08:52:34 PM
Huh.  I would have guessed you were off your meds when you laughed at the pig one.  Oh well.   :o
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

MetalDog

#1786
December 28, 2016, 09:14:44 PM
I'm a, 'strikes me funny,' type of person.  When it does, I cackle like a madman.  I may see the same thing again in an hour, or a day, and I won't laugh at all.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Barthheart

#1787
December 29, 2016, 07:08:55 AM

mirth

#1788
December 29, 2016, 08:23:13 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#1789
December 29, 2016, 08:32:27 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#1790
December 29, 2016, 08:33:04 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#1791
December 29, 2016, 10:46:34 AM

bayonetbrant

#1792
December 30, 2016, 06:11:23 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

MetalDog

#1793
December 30, 2016, 06:26:15 PM
annabellioncourt is spot on!!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bob48

#1794
December 31, 2016, 07:00:33 AM
Ah, Fe K9, the Way of the Pun, teach you, we will.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

MetalDog

#1795
December 31, 2016, 09:43:22 AM
There's the rub, bob.  There's a 120 pages of 'teaching' here and it doesn't get any better.  Ever!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

mirth

#1796
December 31, 2016, 11:01:50 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on December 31, 2016, 09:43:22 AM
There's the rub, bob.  There's a 120 pages of 'teaching' here and it doesn't get any better.  Ever!

Change your posts per page settings and you can get it down to 36 pages. Should make you feel better.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#1797
December 31, 2016, 12:35:30 PM
Doesn't matter how many pages, it's all still filled with puns.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bayonetbrant

#1798
December 31, 2016, 01:06:03 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on December 31, 2016, 12:35:30 PM
Doesn't matter how many pages, it's all still filled with puns.

Not true!  There's 30-odd posts of limericks last year that weren't particularly good.  Nowhere near as good as the puns.
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

MetalDog

#1799
December 31, 2016, 01:47:35 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 31, 2016, 01:06:03 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on December 31, 2016, 12:35:30 PM
Doesn't matter how many pages, it's all still filled with puns.

Not true!  There's 30-odd posts of limericks last year that weren't particularly good.  Nowhere near as good as the puns.

That's a pretty low bar, Brant.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob
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