I'm a Fridaaayyyyyyy.......MAN!

[Sir Slash]

I saw Nefaro's movie. What happened to the tits? She married you dumbass (not you Nefaro). And then got old. Same thing happened to the BJ's. I'm through. :-X

[Gusington]

You're harshing my mellow, man.

[undercovergeek]

I saw Nefaro's movie. What happened to the tits? She married you dumbass (not you Nefaro). And then got old. Same thing happened to the BJ's. I'm through. :-X

I have a guy on my team at work, about 10 months a go he met a dance teacher and was all loved up. He came to me about 6 weeks ago and asked for a private meeting - sits down all very grave and concerned and I'm worried for the poor guy, then asks me if it's normal for a girl to stop giving blowjobs after a while, feels he's been tricked, and wonders what he's done wrong - fair play to him he went home and asked and they're back on the card but his sad 'i don't know what happened to the blowjobs' face was hilarious

[Nefaro]

I saw Nefaro's movie. What happened to the tits? She married you dumbass (not you Nefaro). And then got old. Same thing happened to the BJ's. I'm through. :-X

I have a guy on my team at work, about 10 months a go he met a dance teacher and was all loved up. He came to me about 6 weeks ago and asked for a private meeting - sits down all very grave and concerned and I'm worried for the poor guy, then asks me if it's normal for a girl to stop giving blowjobs after a while, feels he's been tricked, and wonders what he's done wrong - fair play to him he went home and asked and they're back on the card but his sad 'i don't know what happened to the blowjobs' face was hilarious

LOL!

[Gusington]

'Geek while I can certainly identify with your "friend's" tale of woe, remember we are on the surface forums here. Try to keep it somewhat clean.

Tits are one thing, BJs are starting to plumb the depths.

Pun intended.

[undercovergeek]

no worries, understood

you want me to edit it?

[GDS_Starfury]

are you going to add pics?

[Sir Slash]

Did you happen to get her number? ;D

[undercovergeek]

lol she drops him off at work everyday - ill ask!

[Sir Slash]

She drives him to work too?!? The only place my wife will drive me to is airport, which she offers to do frequently with the, "One more time" added in. Of course that could have something to do with being married to me.

[MengJiao]

   I will probably be playing some CKCharlemagne too.  Maybe I'll be Burgundy.  And of course, WitpAE PBEM and some boardgames.

   Yeah?  So what happened?  All went as described, but the kid wanted some ARMA3 and Spintires.  So I played some of those too.  The child was mildly amused and went back to watching Peppa Pig, who is more entertaining it seems.

[Gusington]

No need to edit it. Don't get me wrong I love a good story carrying on the oral tradition as much as the next guy. We're all exposed out in the open up here though, you see.

[Nefaro]

She drives him to work too?!? The only place my wife will drive me to is airport, which she offers to do frequently with the, "One more time" added in. Of course that could have something to do with being married to me.

If you were paranoid, you might think all those signs pointed to her hoping it's your "last" flight.  :o

[Sir Slash]

She does try to regularly book me on Malasian Airways flights for some reason. But it works out for me. She has me covered with plenty of Life Insurance and keeps it paid on time.

[BanzaiCat]

Some guy told me a couple of terrible Malaysian Airlines jokes the other day. The first one got no response and the second one was shot down in flames.