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bayonetbrant

My all-time favorite contemporary Christmas song.



it's also the song that got me to actually like U2
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Arctic Blast

They even kept their old video style!



And, continuing the story from that video...


steve58

#3
...switching things up a bit.  I'm not a big Elvis fan, but I do like this one (minus the screaming teens)

Government is not the solution to our problem—government is the problem.   Ronald Reagan
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.   Thomas Jefferson
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.   George Orwell  The truth is quiet...It's the lies that are loud.   Jesus Revolution
If you ever find yourself in need of a safe space then you're probably going to have to stop calling yourself a social justice warrior. You cannot be a warrior and a pansy at the same time   Mike Adams (RIP Mike)

MetalDog

Christmas ain't Christmas for me until I hear both of these songs:





And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Staggerwing

Another old favorite:




And one by a band that some of you may not be familiar with (primarily remembered for their version of 'Another Girl, another Planet'):



Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat


mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

JudgeDredd

Alba gu' brath
Jarhead - I hate people

Staggerwing

This one always makes me cringe a little, but it is a christmas classic...


Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat

I have appreciation for all the old stuff. ESPECIALLY the old stuff. I cannot stand the so-called "artists"  of today murdering these songs in their sleep and the moronic Kardashian-and Real Housewives-watching crowds lapping it up. Ugh.

Adding sixteen-plus syllables to a one-syllable lyric does not a good song make.


Barthheart

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 10, 2014, 08:00:40 AM
I have appreciation for all the old stuff. ESPECIALLY the old stuff. I cannot stand the so-called "artists"  of today murdering these songs in their sleep and the moronic Kardashian-and Real Housewives-watching crowds lapping it up. Ugh.

Adding sixteen-plus syllables to a one-syllable lyric does not a good song make.

And git off ma lawn!

FTFY

BanzaiCat


JudgeDredd

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 10, 2014, 08:00:40 AM
I have appreciation for all the old stuff. ESPECIALLY the old stuff. I cannot stand the so-called "artists"  of today murdering these songs in their sleep and the moronic Kardashian-and Real Housewives-watching crowds lapping it up. Ugh.

Adding sixteen-plus syllables to a one-syllable lyric does not a good song make.
You mean like this


This girl squeezes lyrics into music like no-one else I know in the music industry!
Alba gu' brath
Jarhead - I hate people

BanzaiCat

Well...she's not really doing it. It's the Autotuning that's doing it for her. Computers can make anyone sound and look good, and they have to, because the crop of "talent" out there is mostly talent-free when it comes to singing. It's more about the presentation and the look to record companies than actual singing ability.

I was talking more along the lines of certain singers doing The Star-Spangled Banner and, for example, during the last line "home of the brave," turning "brave" into eighty-six syllables instead of one. BUhhhhhraaa AAAAA aaa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aAAAAAAAAAA-ayyyyy yayyy yayyy yaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy AAAAAAAAAaaaa aaaAAA aaaaa AAAA aaaaaaaavvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEeeeeEeEEEEEEeeeEeee...."

Etc.