"Feeling Old" 2015 Edition

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Sir Slash

#270
September 16, 2015, 11:50:48 AM
It's part of our on-going monitoring program. Anyone who liked Seven must be watched closely.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

#271
September 17, 2015, 09:11:01 PM
Seven is fucking great, BB is on crack.

It was the first movie The Wife and I ever watched together. I don't know why she didn't run then.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#272
September 17, 2015, 09:21:07 PM
Quote from: Gusington on September 17, 2015, 09:11:01 PM
I don't know why she didn't run then.

She couldn't pick the basement lock?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#273
September 18, 2015, 06:34:48 AM
She didn't put the lotion on its skin?

mirth

#274
September 18, 2015, 07:43:29 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on September 18, 2015, 06:34:48 AM
She didn't put the lotion on its skin?

It's not like Gus to share the Aveeno.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#275
September 18, 2015, 07:59:07 AM
I share everything. Everything!
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

#276
September 18, 2015, 09:58:14 AM
You can't run when you're tied-up. That's still legal isn't it?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

besilarius

#277
September 23, 2015, 06:43:57 AM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

LongBlade

#278
September 23, 2015, 12:22:52 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#279
October 01, 2015, 12:56:15 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#280
October 01, 2015, 12:57:53 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

JasonPratt

#281
October 12, 2015, 12:46:56 PM
Was talking with one of the nieces Saturday night, and casually mentioned a VCR.

"What's a VCR?" she asked.

"Wait, wait, I'm pretty sure I remember," she added, as I started clawing at my face and doing an impression of the Wicked Witch of the West melting away ("I'm melting, melting from old age, aaaaaagghhhh!") "It's... it's... uhhh...." Bro is in the back rofling.

That wasn't as bad what happened on his side the next day, though. He's brought along a boy he big-brothered, now in college, to help us clean out a house, and I ask whether the sound system will be up for bid at the yard sale. "Yep!" Bro says. "And check this out, it has a 500 CD disc changer."

While I'm ooooh-ing, the boy is astounded and trying to figure out why anyone would want 500 CDs. Bro doesn't understand the question, until it occurs to him why the boy is asking: nowadays, all that music would be put on a chip somewhere...
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

mirth

#282
October 16, 2015, 03:39:00 PM Last Edit: October 16, 2015, 03:46:32 PM by mirth
Magnum P.I. has its 35th anniversary on December 11.


"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#283
October 16, 2015, 05:55:48 PM
I honestly thought it was older than that...
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#284
October 19, 2015, 02:54:47 PM Last Edit: October 19, 2015, 02:56:24 PM by mirth
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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