Big winter storm on the way!

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bayonetbrant

#300
February 16, 2015, 09:43:46 PM
Schools closed here tomorrow
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endfire79

#301
February 16, 2015, 09:47:48 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 16, 2015, 09:37:40 PM
if the snow gets any worse hes going to have to cut her open and sleep inside.

Lightsaber ready

"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

mirth

#302
February 16, 2015, 11:15:58 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 16, 2015, 09:37:40 PM
if the snow gets any worse hes going to have to cut her open and sleep inside.

Just because you treat all your women that way....
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#303
February 16, 2015, 11:20:46 PM
dont deflect your fetishes this way.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#304
February 17, 2015, 07:32:02 AM
well, our "big" winter storm wasn't really "big" here

But what we got was about 1/4 inch of snow, followed by several hours of freezing rain.  So what's out there on the road, sidewalks, etc is about 1/2 inch of solid ice that looks like snow

From the window, it's a Christmas postcard winter wonderland.  Stepping out onto the back patio to take the dog out this morning, it's a hockey rink.
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#305
February 17, 2015, 07:36:32 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 16, 2015, 11:20:46 PM
dont deflect your fetishes this way.


Okay AA  ::)
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#306
February 17, 2015, 07:49:29 AM

Gusington

#307
February 17, 2015, 09:41:59 AM
You about a size 14?
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LongBlade

#308
February 17, 2015, 01:13:15 PM
Apparently for a brief period of time the NY tourism website came to its senses and recommended people visit Florida instead  :2funny:



source: http://tbo.com/ap/offbeat2/ny-tourism-website-urges-visitors-to-visit-key-west-instead-20150217/
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#309
February 17, 2015, 01:31:56 PM
I have a sudden urge to sue the Ithica tourism board over cruel and unusual punishment.   :tickedoff:
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#310
February 17, 2015, 01:36:27 PM
that's hilarious
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

endfire79

#311
February 17, 2015, 01:50:12 PM
College reinforcements from Quebec & Maritimes are on the way (spring break).  That should alleviate the geriatric eye-sores you're suffering from :)
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

GDS_Starfury

#312
February 17, 2015, 01:53:15 PM
We have enough of you people to!  :knuppel2:
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#313
February 17, 2015, 01:54:21 PM
He's only interested in Latina babes, which tend to boil up to Florida from a more southerly direction...not so much Canadianistan or the Nor'east. :D

OJsDad

#314
February 17, 2015, 08:57:08 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 17, 2015, 01:31:56 PM
I have a sudden urge to sue the Ithica tourism board over cruel and unusual punishment.   :tickedoff:

You should sue the Florida tourism board for wanting to have everyone to come down there. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.
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