Pompeiian grafiti

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besilarius

"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

MetalDog

There is a link in the article, towards the bottom for some NSFW graffiti.  A lot of self promotion and pooping.  Not always in that order.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

LongBlade

Nice. We could use some of those around here.

QuoteStarFurius Tertio su: Indecens es.

QuoteSuspirium puellam Gusius thraex.

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Cyrano

A hojillion years ago when I was a Latin nebbish, one of the great prizes for completing Latin IV was a two-week session studying what was then called "Forbidden Pompeii".  It came along with a vocabulary sheet to assist with some of the more, erm, irregular nouns and verbs...particularly verbs...and well trumped the joy of pubescent discovery associated with translating an unbowlderized Ovid.

Good times...good times...

Semper Ubi  Sub Ubi...

Best,

Jim
"Cyrano"
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You didn't know? My Corps has already sailed to Berlin. We got there 3 days ago and we've been in the Tiergarten on the piss ever since. -- Marshal Soult, October 1806