Somali Pirates ATTACK!

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besilarius

January 29, 2015, 06:57:06 PM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

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"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

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LongBlade

#1
January 29, 2015, 09:25:26 PM
Heh. Awesome.

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#2
January 29, 2015, 10:27:29 PM
How the hell do you mistake a Ticonderoga class cruiser?
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OJsDad

#3
January 29, 2015, 10:38:47 PM
Poor education system?
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

BanzaiCat

#4
January 29, 2015, 10:57:47 PM
Cockroaches.

Greybriar

#5
January 29, 2015, 11:04:25 PM
Bring on some more pirates. It looked like the U.S. Navy would benefit from some more target practice.
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Nefaro

#6
January 29, 2015, 11:34:10 PM
I'm guessing they don't get to use the 25mm Bushmasters as often as the .50s.

LongBlade

#7
January 30, 2015, 08:33:18 AM
Quote from: OJsDad on January 29, 2015, 10:38:47 PM
Poor education system?

Ha!

Lack of corrective lenses?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Centurion40

#8
January 30, 2015, 10:51:04 AM
Quote from: besilarius on January 29, 2015, 06:57:06 PM

Edward Teach never had this problem.

:2funny:
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mirth

#9
January 30, 2015, 10:55:38 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 29, 2015, 10:27:29 PM
How the hell do you mistake a Ticonderoga class cruiser?

That's what I was wondering. Entertaining video though.
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LongBlade

#10
January 30, 2015, 10:59:10 AM
Quote from: mirth on January 30, 2015, 10:55:38 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 29, 2015, 10:27:29 PM
How the hell do you mistake a Ticonderoga class cruiser?

That's what I was wondering. Entertaining video though.

It had to have been dark. Maybe they were sucker punched?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

jejo68

#11
January 30, 2015, 11:13:01 AM
We have grown to soft here in the West. just kill the buggers

mirth

#12
January 30, 2015, 11:16:39 AM
Maybe we're bringing back Q-Ships!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q-ship
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#13
January 30, 2015, 11:18:30 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on January 30, 2015, 10:59:10 AM
It had to have been dark. Maybe they were sucker punched?

Interesting thought. Yeah, I thought this was night too, from the looks of it.

Would the US Navy purposefully rig their ship with running lights that make it look like a freighter to draw these scumbags out?

LongBlade

#14
January 30, 2015, 11:23:32 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 30, 2015, 11:18:30 AM
Would the US Navy purposefully rig their ship with running lights that make it look like a freighter to draw these scumbags out?

I doubt it. More likely the pirates got jacked up on khat and decided they were ten feet tall and bullet proof.

"Ok guys. We know two boats isn't enough. Let's try FIVE!"

Idiots  ::)
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Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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