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besilarius

February 13, 2015, 07:29:54 AM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

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bob48

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February 13, 2015, 07:45:53 AM
No way will you get me in the chunnel - that way leads to.........FRANCE!

Been over on the ferry a couple of times though.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Martok

#2
February 25, 2015, 05:59:08 AM
LOL!  Those were great.  I especially loved all those Star Wars cosplayers waiting at the train station. 

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undercovergeek

#3
February 25, 2015, 08:21:37 AM
Quote from: bob48 on February 13, 2015, 07:45:53 AM
Been over on the landing craft a couple of times

fixed that for ya

Centurion40

#4
February 25, 2015, 08:29:54 AM
 :2funny:

Any time is a good time for pie.

bob48

#5
February 25, 2015, 09:44:24 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on February 25, 2015, 08:21:37 AM
Quote from: bob48 on February 13, 2015, 07:45:53 AM
Been over on the landing craft a couple of times

fixed that for ya

I saw what you did there, you naughty boy! :knuppel2:
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Staggerwing

#6
February 25, 2015, 09:45:07 PM
Just be glad you weren't assigned a swimming Sherman.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

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Gusington

#7
February 25, 2015, 09:53:56 PM
Shermans? I would think Bawb was over there hunting Joan of Arc!
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GDS_Starfury

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February 25, 2015, 11:15:04 PM
Quote from: Gusington on February 25, 2015, 09:53:56 PM
Shermans? I would think Bawb was over there hunting humping Joan of Arc!

FTFY
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LongBlade

#9
February 25, 2015, 11:25:10 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 25, 2015, 11:15:04 PM
Quote from: Gusington on February 25, 2015, 09:53:56 PM
Shermans? I would think Bawb was over there hunting humping Joan of Arc!

FTFY

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All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bob48

#10
February 26, 2015, 09:02:17 AM
First time I ever had to undress a girl using a can opener!
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!
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