Burger King advertising is...titillating

Started by besilarius, April 24, 2015, 06:47:57 AM

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besilarius

April 24, 2015, 06:47:57 AM
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Centurion40

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April 24, 2015, 09:00:52 AM
Something good must come out of Russia!
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steve58

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April 24, 2015, 09:52:08 AM
Can I get fries with that?  >:D
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Nefaro

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April 24, 2015, 10:04:01 AM
Quote from: steve58 on April 24, 2015, 09:52:08 AM
Can I get fries with that?  >:D


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I actually ordered that at the drive-thru a couple times in my youth.  ;)

LongBlade

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April 24, 2015, 04:33:32 PM
For $10 that service is ripe for abuse in this forum.
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April 24, 2015, 04:44:05 PM
I'm having trouble seeing where it says Burger King in that ad.  Oh well, I guess I'll just have to keep looking at it.   8)
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Boggit

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April 26, 2015, 04:54:49 PM
Just think - that's just for burgers... What will happen when they advertise hot dogs? :2funny:
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