Top 10 Militaries in the World, ranked for 2015

Started by Steelgrave, May 15, 2015, 07:09:51 PM

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Steelgrave

No real surprises here but the thumbnail commentaries are interesting. FYI it in no way resembles an in-depth look, it's more fast food than steak.

http://www.wearethemighty.com/top-10-militaries-world-ranked-2015-05

Staggerwing

#1
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Steelgrave


Staggerwing

Nah, just a placeholder while I edited my post.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Steelgrave

#4
Thanks, now I look even more like an idiot, lol   ::)


I don't know how seriously to take such a list or not, but my big surprise was Germany. I really thought they had a little more heft than that.

MetalDog

Their biggest drawback, according to the article, is oil.  Russia has it and Germany would most likely face Russia.  But what if Germany got America and her allies backing?  If we supplied the oil, there's no telling what would happen!
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Steelgrave

Germany....lack of oil....Russian oil fields.  Where have I heard that before? Sounds like deja vu all over again  :knuppel2:

LongBlade

Quote from: Steelgrave on May 15, 2015, 08:27:34 PM
Germany....lack of oil....Russian oil fields.  Where have I heard that before? Sounds like deja vu all over again  :knuppel2:

No kidding.
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GDS_Starfury

Quote from: Steelgrave on May 15, 2015, 07:42:44 PM
Thanks, now I look even more like an idiot, lol   ::)


I don't know how seriously to take such a list or not, but my big surprise was Germany. I really thought they had a little more heft than that.

If you want to be really depressed you can compare the 1985 German TOE to todays.
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Centurion40

When I read these kinds of lists, I always mentally compare Pax Americana to Pax Britannia.  Then I cannot help but wonder why the American military machine is so very huge.

Pax Britannia covered an empire that spanned the globe, from New Zealand to Canada; from Scotland to South Africa, and everywhere in-between.  But Pax Americana only covers a territory that spans from Hawaii to Puerto Rico (tossing in a couple of warm Pacific islands like Guam and Samoa); from Alaska to the USVI.  The vast majority of land owned by the British Empire existed outside of the British Isles (in places like India, Canada, and Australia); whereas the vast majority of American lands exist in the home nation of the US of A.  So why a military that needs a budget larger than the combined total of the other 9 of the top 10?  Is it to keep those unruly subjects in Guam in line?  Perhaps there is a threatening neighbour, so the military is staged at the borders to fend-off an attack (from Canada or Mexico)?  I can understand why India ranks #4; it has a huge population and it shares borders with potential hostile neighbours, such as Pakistan, China.  It also has a piece of disputed territory that physically touches Afghanistan.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy living under the protection of Pax Americana.  But the only reason that I can imagine (on the spot as I type this post) is that American military exists to defend its economic interests, which have nothing to do with territory any more.  And I am having a bit of a tough time wrapping my head around that.
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jejo68

Quote from: Centurion40 on May 19, 2015, 08:25:50 AM
When I read these kinds of lists, I always mentally compare Pax Americana to Pax Britannia.  Then I cannot help but wonder why the American military machine is so very huge.

Pax Britannia covered an empire that spanned the globe, from New Zealand to Canada; from Scotland to South Africa, and everywhere in-between.  But Pax Americana only covers a territory that spans from Hawaii to Puerto Rico (tossing in a couple of warm Pacific islands like Guam and Samoa); from Alaska to the USVI.  The vast majority of land owned by the British Empire existed outside of the British Isles (in places like India, Canada, and Australia); whereas the vast majority of American lands exist in the home nation of the US of A.  So why a military that needs a budget larger than the combined total of the other 9 of the top 10?  Is it to keep those unruly subjects in Guam in line?  Perhaps there is a threatening neighbour, so the military is staged at the borders to fend-off an attack (from Canada or Mexico)?  I can understand why India ranks #4; it has a huge population and it shares borders with potential hostile neighbours, such as Pakistan, China.  It also has a piece of disputed territory that physically touches Afghanistan.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy living under the protection of Pax Americana.  But the only reason that I can imagine (on the spot as I type this post) is that American military exists to defend its economic interests, which have nothing to do with territory any more.  And I am having a bit of a tough time wrapping my head around that.

Well under Pax Britania, most other European nations spend alot of Money on the military also. and the British were very good at pitching rivals against each others.

GDS_Starfury

Im kind of wondering why Israel isnt on the list.
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Centurion40

Yeah, good question.

I would think that their military spending would eclipse Turkey's.
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GDS_Starfury

not so much spending as ability and equipment.
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Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.