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bayonetbrant

May 05, 2012, 10:32:57 PM
The Avengers:


Hulk funny. Big mess. COBIE SMULDERS!
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mirth

#1
May 05, 2012, 10:48:34 PM
Review good. Hulk like. SCARLETT JOHANSSON.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Pinetree

#2
May 06, 2012, 04:11:52 AM
Battlefield Earth:

What a huge pile of shit.
Gen. Montgomery: "Your men don't salute much."
Gen. Freyberg: "Well, if you wave at them they'll usually wave back."

bayonetbrant

#3
May 06, 2012, 06:49:00 AM
Quote from: Pinetree on May 06, 2012, 04:11:52 AMBattlefield Earth:
What a huge pile of shit.

For Battlefield Earth, you could also go with:
Crap movie. Awesome book. Go read!
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bob48

#4
May 06, 2012, 06:50:54 AM
Transformers

Good graphics, big boobs, no brain.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

bayonetbrant

#5
May 06, 2012, 07:46:37 AM
Hang on a minute
Quote from: bob48 on May 06, 2012, 06:50:54 AM
Transformers Megan Fox
Good graphics, big boobs, no brain.

;D  Fixed it for you  ;D
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bob48

#6
May 06, 2012, 08:00:06 AM
lol...ta!
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

MetalDog

#7
May 06, 2012, 09:06:37 AM
Avengers, Avengers, Avengers, Avengers, Avengers, Avengers
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Staggerwing

#8
May 06, 2012, 09:14:10 AM
Avengers:

Apparently Forumites sprout wood after seeing.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

#9
May 06, 2012, 12:29:04 PM
The Usual Suspects:

Many clues.  Great acting. Still surprised.
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bayonetbrant

#10
May 06, 2012, 12:29:55 PM
The Longest Day:

The epic war story told perfectly.
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#11
May 06, 2012, 12:30:45 PM
Boogie Nights:

It was *that* kind of long.
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#12
May 06, 2012, 12:31:22 PM
Moonraker:

Space lasers: worst James Bond movie.
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bayonetbrant

#13
May 06, 2012, 12:31:58 PM
Dazed and Confused:

Stoners enjoy wild night without you.
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Silent Disapproval Robot

#14
May 06, 2012, 01:33:21 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on May 06, 2012, 12:29:55 PM
The Longest Day:

The epic war story told perfectly.

Lies. 

Not a single mention of Canucks.
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