Shia seriously injured on set

Started by Centurion40, June 25, 2015, 10:22:48 AM

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Centurion40

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While in North Dakota filming the new movie American Honey early this morning, Shia LaBeouf sustained a massive head injury and had to be rushed to hospital.

The movie, which is about a teenage girl who gets entangled with a group of hard partying misfits, called for Shia to put his head through a glass window.

The stunt went wrong and he wound up needing 20 stitches and 13 staples in his head, as well as stitches in his hand.

This dude is hardcore batshit:

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This isn't the first time Shia has cut his head on a movie set. While filming the movie Fury with Brad Pitt and Logan Lerman, he didn't feel the makeup crew had added enough fake cuts to his face so he took out a knife and cut his face for real.

He also had a dentist remove one of his permanent teeth.

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Centurion40

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 25, 2015, 11:07:08 AM
the amount of shits I give is zero on the kelvin scale.

You must have meant Celsius scale.  If you gave zero Kelvin shits, then you wouldn't have bothered to make that comment.  :P
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My number of shits given is non-zero, but is so remarkably small that, for all practical purposes, it is zero.  Much like the likelihood of all the helium molecules in a balloon winding up on the same side of the balloon.

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He made it through all those Decepticon attacks, this won't slow him down much.
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BanzaiCat

Useless human being, Shia. My disappointment lies in the wasted healthcare having to be spent on his worthless ass.