Alien 5: WhatwhatWHAT?!?

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mirth

Quote from: Gusington on August 03, 2015, 07:47:22 PM
Screw all of you I'm watching Alien 3 right now with the volume turned way up so no one can escape it. Plus Roc is in it. Roc > Nick. Suckle it.

<smh> so sad.
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JasonPratt

Quote from: Gusington on August 03, 2015, 07:47:22 PM
Screw all of you I'm watching Alien 3 right now with the volume turned way up so no one can escape it. Plus Roc is in it. Roc > Nick. Suckle it.

Let us know how that works out for you.
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its not like he has to worry about getting laid.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

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Huw the Poo

Am I the only one looking forward to Prometheus 2 then?

Gusington

^Nope. I'm looking forward to it too. Seeing it with Star's imaginary girlfriend.


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Sir Slash

She's not imaginary. She's very real. And the blow-up valve is in the back. I liked Promethius well enough but was so ignorant of the subject that I didn't realize it was an Alien prequel until the very end. It was well done in my opinion. But what do I know? I've been banished from all things Alien because I liked Alien vs Predator.
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Gusington

 ^Next thing you're gonna tell me is that the girlfriend is "Canadian."


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Quote from: Gusington on July 26, 2015, 07:42:18 PM
I watched Event Horizon about a year ago and lost my love for it. When I first saw it about 20 years ago it scared the hell out of me and I was thinking about it for weeks after seeing it. Curious what you guys think of that one.

I really enjoyed Event Horizon back in the 90s.  Still do, although it may be showing a little age these days.

Down with the extra-dimensional space warp demonry.  O0


Maybe the reason I enjoyed Prometheus is because I knew it was an Alien prequel beforehand?  I've had people mention they didn't like it too much, but when I asked if they knew it was an Alien prequel and origin story for them, their eyes kinda lit up with abrupt recognition and some lights turned on.  Just mentioning that made them perk up and consider watching again, with that newfound knowledge.

Huw the Poo

Quote from: Sir Slash on August 04, 2015, 11:04:14 AM
I've been banished from all things Alien because I liked Alien vs Predator.

God damn right! ;)

Sir Slash

I'll take A vs P any day over Superman vs Batman. And Star's girlfriend is not Canadian but she definitely is Brazilian.   ;D
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Gusington

I rarely ever suggest remakes or reboots or other charlatanism, but maybe a remake of Event Horizon would be worth it. Star's girlfriend would love it.


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mirth

There were so many profoundly stupid things in Prometheus that it was difficult to accept it was a Ridley Scott film. He went off the rails with Prometheus as badly as Cameron did with Avatar. Once great directors substituting pure eye candy for complex characters, believable dialogue and an intelligent plot. Aka "Lucas Syndrome".
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JasonPratt

Quote from: Gusington on August 04, 2015, 02:15:36 PM
I rarely ever suggest remakes or reboots or other charlatanism, but maybe a remake of Event Horizon would be worth it. Star's girlfriend would love it.

Or a sequel: the original holds up fine today (or so I imagine from what I remember watching it, and seeing the occasional screengrab), and it ended with some sequel bait.
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JasonPratt

Quote from: mirth on August 05, 2015, 08:36:56 AMThere were so many profoundly stupid things in Prometheus that it was difficult to accept it was a Ridley Scott written film.

Improved that for you. ;)

I'm not even talking about the more-or-less shaky science fiction/fantasy ideas; those were fine. It was practically everything else (including what was done or not done or half done or half-ass done with the sf/f ideas.)
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Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

mirth

You guys are not alone in wanting a sequel to Event Horizon:

http://www.ign.com/articles/2012/07/25/a-dozen-sci-fi-sequels-we-want

QuoteSo you've got hell. You've got the capability to send a spaceship into hell. What do you need to add to that? Space marines. Lots of space marines
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus