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panzerde

#105
July 25, 2015, 08:26:36 PM
Allow me to translate: Aquaman, an American comic book character, is in the eyes of most American forum regulars, this man:






Dazzle, a considerably more obscure US comic book character, is essentially this person, but with roller-skates:


Sadly there is no direct translation for Sharknado. Think of it as a really bad Eurovision episode with fish.
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tgb

#106
July 25, 2015, 10:15:49 PM
Why does Superman look constipated?

Huw the Poo

#107
July 26, 2015, 02:51:21 AM
Hahaha, brilliant!  Thanks panzerde!

Father Ted

#108
July 26, 2015, 02:44:19 PM
Quote from: tgb on July 25, 2015, 10:15:49 PM
Why does Superman look constipated?

I don't know - why does Superman look constipated? *waits for punchline*

JasonPratt

#109
July 26, 2015, 05:57:02 PM
Quote from: tgb on July 25, 2015, 10:15:49 PM
Why does Superman look constipated?

Young and worried.

To be honest, there isn't much reason for Superman to be worried about Aquaman, except that he wants everyone to get along and Batman's about to get his throat ripped out. (Things don't go that badly.)


Re Aquaman and Sharknado: (1) I seem to recall the third movie is about a series of such storms on the Eastern seaboard, not in only one city (and not in space); (2) Aquaman would be making the Skarknado swarm, by various means. ;)
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#110
July 26, 2015, 07:07:46 PM
^^So, Aquaman is so desperate for attention that he's conjuring up Sharknados in a sad bid to be noticed? Sharknados that are rather easily defeated by Ian Ziering and Tara Reid? Boy, what a powerhouse...

Boggit

#111
July 27, 2015, 09:55:08 AM
Quote from: Yskonyn on July 25, 2015, 12:10:31 AM
Is this the place we can order some Fries and Mayo?
We like our mayo.
As do the Mexicans! They have a day dedicated to it! I'm guessing Cinco de Mayo is their favourite brand? ;D ;) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinco_de_Mayo
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Boggit

#112
July 27, 2015, 09:56:19 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on July 25, 2015, 10:31:25 AM
But he would've said it in German. And with flair. Now I'll be called a Hitler-Lover which I'm not. I'm more of a Mussolini kind of guy. Now he was funny.  ;D
Still a Fascist! ;D
The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own. Aldous Huxley

Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

On a good day, our legislature has the prestige of a drunk urinating on a wall at 4am and getting most of it on his shoe. On a good day  ::) Steelgrave

It's kind of silly to investigate whether or not a Clinton is lying. That's sort of like investigating why the sky is blue. Banzai_Cat

Boggit

#113
July 27, 2015, 09:58:14 AM
Quote from: Bison on July 25, 2015, 05:00:20 PM
She's basically a superhero who moonlights as a member of ABBA.
ROFL! :2funny:
The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own. Aldous Huxley

Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

On a good day, our legislature has the prestige of a drunk urinating on a wall at 4am and getting most of it on his shoe. On a good day  ::) Steelgrave

It's kind of silly to investigate whether or not a Clinton is lying. That's sort of like investigating why the sky is blue. Banzai_Cat
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