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mirth

#75
January 12, 2017, 05:44:54 PM
He's an expert polisher.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#76
January 12, 2017, 05:45:19 PM
 I think they mean Gus likes to polish. Himself, specifically.

panzerde

#77
January 12, 2017, 05:49:35 PM
Bet he can whistle like a SOB through that tooth gap, though. That's a real talent.

"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

mirth

#78
January 23, 2017, 03:44:22 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#79
January 23, 2017, 05:36:31 PM
Well, somebody had to drive the getaway car!
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

#80
January 23, 2017, 05:40:47 PM
We have some master criminals up here.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Bison

#81
January 23, 2017, 05:44:25 PM
Hmm...I'm forming a plan!

mirth

#82
January 23, 2017, 05:46:07 PM
Are you going to become the Plaid Bandit?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#83
January 23, 2017, 10:29:04 PM
I guess they never saw, "Raising Arizona" where the two guys take the baby into the bank with them in case they get killed in the robbery attempt and don't want Nathan to be left in the car by himself.  :hide:  They'll have plenty of time now to watch it.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Bison

#84
January 23, 2017, 11:13:33 PM
Quote from: mirth on January 23, 2017, 05:46:07 PM
Are you going to become the Plaid Bandit?

Uh...no...I...uh...OH LOOK!  SQUIRREL!

mirth

#85
January 24, 2017, 11:09:53 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#86
January 24, 2017, 11:57:53 AM
Here in Florida, biting someone trying grab your belt buckle is considered 'Legal Foreplay' and is allowed. But only in the privacy of your own home. We have standards after all. 'Nibbling' however is allowed everywhere.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#87
January 24, 2017, 11:59:04 AM
I'm not sure you would have wanted to nibble on that one.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#88
January 24, 2017, 01:38:14 PM
Not even if she had all her shots.  :coolsmiley:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#89
January 24, 2017, 02:01:43 PM
Not even if you've had all your shots.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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