which Jedi or Sith Master are you

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besilarius

August 02, 2015, 09:17:19 PM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

mirth

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August 02, 2015, 09:22:19 PM
Darth Maul
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#2
August 02, 2015, 09:29:34 PM
Luke Skywalker, though I cannot see how my choice of social media has any bearing on the issue.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Bison

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August 02, 2015, 09:48:03 PM

LongBlade

#4
August 02, 2015, 10:14:31 PM
Quote from: Bison on August 02, 2015, 09:48:03 PM


No way. I guarantee that Vader drinks stronger stuff Blue Mountain Extra Bold.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Arctic Blast

#5
August 02, 2015, 10:24:30 PM

Bison

#6
August 02, 2015, 10:26:37 PM
Darth drinks his coffee black.

Sir Slash

#7
August 02, 2015, 10:40:50 PM
Darth Maul. But no way I'd wear all that make-up. And, I would HAVE to talk to my enemies at some point. Did the guy ever say anything?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

OJsDad

#8
August 02, 2015, 11:15:45 PM
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Centurion40

#9
August 10, 2015, 09:01:57 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on August 02, 2015, 09:29:34 PM
Luke Skywalker, though I cannot see how my choice of social media has any bearing on the issue.

Yep and yep.
Any time is a good time for pie.

mirth

#10
August 10, 2015, 09:14:22 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on August 02, 2015, 09:29:34 PM
Luke Skywalker, though I cannot see how my choice of social media has any bearing on the issue.

Facebook is the path to the Dark Side.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Centurion40

#11
August 10, 2015, 09:34:27 AM
Quote from: mirth on August 10, 2015, 09:14:22 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on August 02, 2015, 09:29:34 PM
Luke Skywalker, though I cannot see how my choice of social media has any bearing on the issue.

Facebook is the path to the Dark Side.

I thought that was MySpace.
Any time is a good time for pie.

mirth

#12
August 10, 2015, 09:50:06 AM
Quote from: Centurion40 on August 10, 2015, 09:34:27 AM
Quote from: mirth on August 10, 2015, 09:14:22 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on August 02, 2015, 09:29:34 PM
Luke Skywalker, though I cannot see how my choice of social media has any bearing on the issue.

Facebook is the path to the Dark Side.

I thought that was MySpace.

MySpace was the Phantom Menace.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#13
August 10, 2015, 10:13:09 AM
Quote from: mirth on August 10, 2015, 09:14:22 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on August 02, 2015, 09:29:34 PM
Luke Skywalker, though I cannot see how my choice of social media has any bearing on the issue.

Facebook is the path to the Dark Side.

Facebook/Dark Side has cookies (which will track your every move forevah and evah !!!!@!111@121@32211211!!!!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#14
August 10, 2015, 11:58:53 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on August 10, 2015, 10:13:09 AM
Quote from: mirth on August 10, 2015, 09:14:22 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on August 02, 2015, 09:29:34 PM
Luke Skywalker, though I cannot see how my choice of social media has any bearing on the issue.

Facebook is the path to the Dark Side.

Facebook/Dark Side has cookies (which will track your every move forevah and evah !!!!@!111@121@32211211!!!!

Once you start down the Dark path, forever will its cookies dominate your destiny.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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