Consolidated Syria Conflict Thread

[LongBlade]

Yeah, I thought about a caveat for oil, but frankly I don't think that really matters.

Canada has lots of oil, and the only invasions you have to worry with from the US are Kardashian-related.

[mirth]

Canada has lots of oil, and the only invasions you have to worry with from the US are Kardashian-related.

If they take the Kardashians, we'll agree to keep the Bieb.

[LongBlade]

Canada has lots of oil, and the only invasions you have to worry with from the US are Kardashian-related.

If they take the Kardashians, we'll agree to keep the Bieb.

Hmmm.

That needs some serious discussion amongst the Groginatti.

[Gusington]

F that...the Bieb will require more concessions.

[LongBlade]

F that...the Bieb will require more concessions.

Good point. Vancouver Island is pretty. And it has the highest frequency of Bigfoot sightings, so they can't relocate any Bigfeets before we get the island.

[Arctic Blast]

Canada has lots of oil, and the only invasions you have to worry with from the US are Kardashian-related.

If they take the Kardashians, we'll agree to keep the Bieb.

We're taking this as a signed and sealed guarantee. Canada will happily agree toe the deal. The Kardashians will be relocated to Nunavut and left to fend for themselves. We give them 3 days.

[LongBlade]

We're taking this as a signed and sealed guarantee. Canada will happily agree toe the deal. The Kardashians will be relocated to Nunavut and left to fend for themselves. We give them 3 days.

Three days?

You Canadians are such friendly optimists.

I would introduce them to the local friendly fauna and let them know that the albino dogs are especially friendly right before winter.

[Centurion40]

Yeah, I thought about a caveat for oil, but frankly I don't think that really matters.

Canada has lots of oil, and the only invasions you have to worry with from the US are Kardashian-related.

That's because, corporately & culturally speaking, we're the 51st State.

[Centurion40]

Canada has lots of oil, and the only invasions you have to worry with from the US are Kardashian-related.

If they take the Kardashians, we'll agree to keep the Bieb.

No way.  There is only 1 Bieb, but the Kardashians are multiplying!

[mirth]

Canada has lots of oil, and the only invasions you have to worry with from the US are Kardashian-related.

If they take the Kardashians, we'll agree to keep the Bieb.

No way.  There is only 1 Bieb, but the Kardashians are multiplying!

I knew someone was going to see through that.

[pawelj]

We have to remember that with Putin we are dealing with a scumbag of the worst kind. It is not out of the realm of possibilities that the plane was bombed by the Russians themselves with a bomb planted in Russia and enabled remotely in Egypt to appear it was planted there. If it was a ISIS/Al Qaeda plot, it just seem too quick after Russians started bombing in Syria to the any plot taking shape. I hate to indulge in conspiracy theories, but with Russkies, I wouldn't put it passed them.

[Centurion40]

Besides Bieb already causes all of his havoc in 'Merika, so there is no need for us to do shit!  ;) >:D  O:-)

[Centurion40]

We have to remember that with Putin we are dealing with a scumbag of the worst kind. It is not out of the realm of possibilities that the plane was bombed by the Russians themselves with a bomb planted in Russia and enabled remotely in Egypt to appear it was planted there. If it was a ISIS/Al Qaeda plot, it just seem too quick after Russians started bombing in Syria to the any plot taking shape. I hate to indulge in conspiracy theories, but with Russkies, I wouldn't put it passed them.

Yeah, it occurred to me as well.

[Gusington]

Reports are filtering out of CNN that Russia is expanding their Syria campaign so...maybe this bombing is a fabricated casus belli...

[JasonPratt]

Awww, that polar bear just wants a Coke and a smile!