Countdown to Star Wars: The Force Awakens

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bayonetbrant

#180
December 17, 2015, 06:30:37 AM
Mark Hamill is freaking hilarious

http://runt-of-the-web.com/mark-hamill-signatures
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bbmike

#181
December 17, 2015, 09:02:57 AM
Ha! Loved the Mallrats one.  ;D
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endfire79

#182
December 17, 2015, 09:03:20 AM Last Edit: December 17, 2015, 09:05:21 AM by endfire79
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 15, 2015, 11:18:00 AM
I will say this - one of the best trailers of all time was for Phantom Menace.  As a trailer setting the stage for the movie, it was nearly perfect.

I'm a little late on replying here.  I admit that trailer got me hooked back then.  I'll also admit that Episode I had a kick ass Jedi fight sequence with Darth Maul, although Mark Hamill had a great sequence in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back :)  Hey kids, it's Mark Hamill!

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Sir Slash

#183
December 17, 2015, 11:26:57 AM
I will be the first to take the, "No-Spoiler Pledge". And promise to not make anyone here feel un-worthy for not being one of the Chosen Few to get see it first. Also I will try to act like I didn't like it even if I did so no one will feel bad. I just hope I don't catch Nerd-Sickness from anyone there.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#184
December 17, 2015, 12:03:40 PM
Twitter quips...

QuoteYeah but will I understand this Star Wars if I've had sexual intercourse?

QuoteI get that the movie is a big deal and marketing is important, but this commercial for Star Wars transvaginal mesh is a tad superfluous.

QuoteMillions of stars; one war.  Shouldn't it be "Stars War"?
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bbmike

#185
December 17, 2015, 01:40:58 PM
I will NOT click on that Star Wars: SPOILER INSIDE thread until after Saturday!  :knuppel2:
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

BanzaiCat

#186
December 17, 2015, 01:43:55 PM

Airborne Rifles

#187
December 17, 2015, 01:57:31 PM Last Edit: December 17, 2015, 02:18:02 PM by Airborne Rifles
*Never mind, ninja'd by BC in the Spoiler thread*

Sir Slash

#188
December 17, 2015, 02:59:45 PM
The Dark Side is strong in this one.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Martok

#189
December 17, 2015, 03:31:47 PM
And of course almost all the reviews are praising it to the high heavens so far.  ::) 

The deeply cynical side of me wonders if it's because the movie is actually good, or if it's more that after the crap that was the so-called prequels, we'll shout hosannas for anything that's less than complete rubbish at this point?  I badly want to believe it's the former, but fear the latter. 




Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 16, 2015, 09:56:35 PM
whatever you're doing, stop right now, and go type

a long time ago in a galaxy far far away

into Google
Well phooey.  Didn't work for me.  :( 

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MetalDog

#191
December 17, 2015, 09:43:31 PM
Quote from: Martok on December 17, 2015, 03:31:47 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 16, 2015, 09:56:35 PM
whatever you're doing, stop right now, and go type

a long time ago in a galaxy far far away

into Google
Well phooey.  Didn't work for me.  :(

It rolled the search results up your screen like the opening paragraphs in the Start Wars movies.
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bayonetbrant

#192
December 18, 2015, 06:19:26 AM






The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#193
December 18, 2015, 06:21:10 AM






The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#194
December 18, 2015, 11:14:09 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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