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Started by Pelenise, November 17, 2015, 05:17:10 PM

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Gusington

I get the 'stache. You can get the stones once they pass.

Welcome home Bawb!
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

bbmike

Ouch, Bob! Glad you are okay!  O0
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bob48

Thanks gents - although, as I say, I'll still have to go back to check if they have been pulverised by the ultrasound - if not then its more treatment and maybe a op. If they cause pain again then its back to hospital in a rush :-{

Keeping a 'go-bag' ready just in case.

Almost all the nurses were female, and some of them were even young and pretty!
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Staggerwing

Quote from: bob48 on November 19, 2015, 06:24:27 PM

Almost all the nurses were female, and some of them were even young and pretty!

Next time bring yer phone 'cause we want pix! (just remember to delete them before your wife sees 'em...)
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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Barthheart

Quote from: Staggerwing on November 19, 2015, 06:50:07 PM
Quote from: bob48 on November 19, 2015, 06:24:27 PM

Almost all the nurses were female, and some of them were even young and pretty!

Next time bring yer phone 'cause we want pix! (just remember to delete them before your wife sees 'em...)

Yeah pix or it didn't happen.

Silent Disapproval Robot

Quote from: Staggerwing on November 19, 2015, 06:50:07 PM
Quote from: bob48 on November 19, 2015, 06:24:27 PM

Almost all the nurses were female, and some of them were even young and pretty!

Next time bring yer phone 'cause we want pix! (just remember to delete them before your wife sees 'em...)

It'll be fine if she sees them.  I mean, you're already in hospital, right?

Barthheart

Quote from: Silent Disapproval Robot on November 19, 2015, 07:09:08 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on November 19, 2015, 06:50:07 PM
Quote from: bob48 on November 19, 2015, 06:24:27 PM

Almost all the nurses were female, and some of them were even young and pretty!

Next time bring yer phone 'cause we want pix! (just remember to delete them before your wife sees 'em...)

It'll be fine if she sees them.  I mean, you're already in hospital, right?

And only bed pans to swing at yer head...

Gusington

Is the Luftstache doing alright? I can't imagine this being a picnic for it either.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

besilarius

Glad you're out of there, Bawb. 
You were missed.
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Sir Slash

Great to hear you're home again Bob. Maybe that Jack & Coke I had for you helped then.
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BanzaiCat

I'm having a beer for Bawb right now.

BEER FOR BAWB. It's gotta nice ring to it, like some kind of drink-a-thon to raise money for Bawb's new baby stone. :)

Bison

Quote from: bob48 on November 19, 2015, 01:41:30 PM
The stone is approx. 7mm x 5mm so may take another shot to break it up.

That a kidney boulder!  Good lord man. 

MetalDog

bob!!  Glad to see you back amongst the Groginatti again! 
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"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bob48

OK - you prevs.

What you want piccies of?

My feet? The other inmates? NHS dinners? Me suffering excruciating pain? The stone?


.....delete the excruciating pain one............
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Barthheart

Nurses!  :D


Just to be clear... female nurses.  :knuppel2: