"Feeling Old" 2016 Edition

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bob48

#90
May 28, 2016, 02:11:41 PM
So that's where Herman went.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Staggerwing

#91
May 28, 2016, 02:32:45 PM
Quote from: bob48 on May 28, 2016, 02:11:41 PM
So that's where Herman went.

No, no. That Hermann was chased off by a bird of prey which had been artificially limited to 950 knots.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

MetalDog

#92
May 28, 2016, 02:44:12 PM
Stagger...for the win!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bbmike

#93
May 28, 2016, 05:29:20 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on May 28, 2016, 02:32:45 PM
Quote from: bob48 on May 28, 2016, 02:11:41 PM
So that's where Herman went.

No, no. That Hermann was chased off by a bird of prey which had been artificially limited to 950 knots.

Was the bird of prey cloaked at the time?
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

GDS_Starfury

#94
May 28, 2016, 11:17:52 PM
yes but it was a bug not a feature.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#95
July 07, 2016, 06:55:57 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#96
July 07, 2016, 09:23:29 PM
Is this another Bug-Hunt?  :P
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#97
July 07, 2016, 09:28:52 PM
I sure wouldn't mind getting some more of that Arcturian poontang
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#98
July 07, 2016, 10:45:50 PM
But yours was a MALE, mirth!

mirth

#99
July 08, 2016, 04:19:21 AM
Don't matter when its Arcturian, BC.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#100
July 08, 2016, 06:33:09 AM
Game over, man.
✡

слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

#101
July 08, 2016, 10:01:56 AM
That's got me thinking. Have they ever showed us how the Aliens do it? I mean all those eggs, there's GOT to be some bumping & grinding going on somewhere. Probably messy and loud I'm thinking. That Queen is too scary for me ever, even drunk and at closing-time. That tail of her's alone could make you non-gender in a hurry.  :P
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#102
July 08, 2016, 10:22:58 AM
Queen lays eggs, eggs produce face huggers, face huggers then need to inject baby alien into a living host. That's a shittier reproductive process than Star's.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#103
July 08, 2016, 12:01:13 PM
Think of how rough it is on the goats, never mind Star.  :)

Staggerwing

#104
July 08, 2016, 06:37:53 PM
In Space... no one can hear you bleat...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys
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