Last Oberon

[MIGMaster]

http://thechronicleherald.ca/novascotia/99698-hmcs-ojibwa-leaves-this-week-to-become-floating-museum

[Staggerwing]

From a brief google-chop it sounds as if those Oberon class boats were a much better investment than the Victorias you guys have now. Being that the Oberons were the stealthiest D-E boats of their time you might want to consider ordering up a few more and museumize the Victorias instead.

[mirth]

Nice that they're going to preserve her.

[Centurion40]

We should lease it to a drug cartel and use the lease $$$ to buy new and effective subs.

[mirth]

With the recent Coast Guard cutbacks leaving you vulnerable to a Godzilla attack, it will take a plucky band of retired RCN sailors bringing the last Oberon out of mothballs to save Canada!

[Staggerwing]

Will Charlize Theron be in the film?

[Centurion40]

Another money-making suggestion!!  :)

[LongBlade]

Will Charlize Theron be in the film?

There must be a sex scene in the torpedo room.

[Staggerwing]

Will Charlize Theron be in the film?

There must be a sex scene in the torpedo room.

When The Moment comes the camera will cut away to a torpedo launch.

[LongBlade]

Will Charlize Theron be in the film?

There must be a sex scene in the torpedo room.

When The Moment comes the camera will cut away to a torpedo launch.

That's fine but I want several montages of torpedoes being loaded in their tubes first.

[mirth]

BTW, I claim all the intellectual property rights related to the upcoming Charlize Theron/Oberon Sub vs Godzilla movie. The rest of you can share a producer credit.

[Staggerwing]

BTW, I claim all the intellectual property rights related to the upcoming Charlize Theron/Oberon Sub vs Godzilla movie. The rest of you can share a producer credit.

Does that mean we have access to the Craft Service table as well? I expect only the best- Champagne Mimosas, Smoked Salmon, fine pates, little minibagel pizzas, etc.

[mirth]

BTW, I claim all the intellectual property rights related to the upcoming Charlize Theron/Oberon Sub vs Godzilla movie. The rest of you can share a producer credit.

Does that mean we have access to the Craft Service table as well? I expect only the best- Champagne Mimosas, Smoked Salmon, fine pates, little minibagel pizzas, etc.

Have your people talk to my people. I'm sure we can work something out.

The merchandising rights are all mine.

Working title for this project - Das Boob

[Centurion40]

Speaking of movies, it's your turn in the Name That Movie thread, mofo.

[mirth]

Speaking of movies, it's your turn in the Name That Movie thread, mofo.

Alright you pushy bastard.