Noodles cannot be trusted

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besilarius

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"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

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Nefaro

I hear people making wild claims about all kinds of consumables these days.

Like it's own category of conspiracy theorists.


<Enter specific type of food/beverage/condiment> will give you cancer/diabetes/alzheimers/etc.   


Sometimes I do a little research when someone I know keeps repeating such bullshit.  And find no FDA or scientific testing proof.  I don't even need to mention the immunization paranoia craze do I?

Just a different style of rampantly popular urban myths.  ::)  I think this is one such fine example of people making shit up.  ;D  What's sad is that if he says it another, other gullible people will start believing it and repeating it.  A dumbassery snowball effect!

JasonPratt

Fast food and health food make people paranoid.

Fact.


Whereas good old American steaks only give people bulls#!t.
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Martok

Quote from: JasonPratt on March 01, 2016, 03:29:35 PM
Whereas good old American steaks only give people bulls#!t.
>:(   :knuppel2: 

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Nefaro

Quote from: Martok on March 02, 2016, 04:38:33 PM
Quote from: JasonPratt on March 01, 2016, 03:29:35 PM
Whereas good old American steaks only give people bulls#!t.
>:(   :knuppel2:

"Knock it's horns off, wipe it's ass, and throw it on a plate."  -My father's definition of "Rare".

JasonPratt

Quote from: Martok on March 02, 2016, 04:38:33 PM
Quote from: JasonPratt on March 01, 2016, 03:29:35 PM
Whereas good old American steaks only give people bulls#!t.
>:(   :knuppel2:

I swear, I meant that as a compliment! I love strips and sirloins.  O:-)


...also, until I typed that out, I never noticed how euphamistic that would seem.  :buck2:
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PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
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Martok

Very well; you are forgiven.  8) 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces