Trump Apolcalypse Watch

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besilarius

April 09, 2016, 03:45:19 PM
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/04/07/today_s_trump_apocalypse_watch.html

A countdown to the election of D Trump which will bring on the fortold apocalypse.  Right now we are at 1.5 on a scale of 4.0.

Wish I'd thought of this.
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"With your eyes closed?"
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Gusington

#1
April 09, 2016, 05:13:08 PM
Trumpocaplypse?
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

#2
April 09, 2016, 10:28:39 PM
Personally I'd prefer the Trumpocalypse to the Invasion of the Hillaryites or the Dawn of the San-dead. Trump's Old Lady would be the Hottest First Lady everrrrr. I'd buy her a Bear Skin Rug the lie on. Hell, I'd bet bears would be volunteering everywhere for that picture.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Nefaro

#4
April 10, 2016, 06:49:38 AM
As stupid as the Doomsday Clock.




Trumpday Clock?

bayonetbrant

#5
April 10, 2016, 08:20:36 AM
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Staggerwing

#6
April 10, 2016, 08:22:57 AM
The real question about the Trump Apocalypse Watch is...




... Will Toonces wear it?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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JasonPratt

#7
April 11, 2016, 06:47:44 PM
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Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!
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