Nazi Nukes

Started by besilarius, May 24, 2016, 05:55:25 PM

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http://www.newsmax.com/TheWire/nazi-nuke-bombs-chamber/2016/05/19/id/729619/

Tcherman researcher claims to have found two - count em two - nazi nukes.
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bbmike

In a tunnel? Like the treasure train?  ::)
Besides, if the Nazis had any nukes they would have flung them faster than mirth flinging his underwear at a stage with Bill Murray on it.
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Sir Slash

The Nazi Nukes were put on a plane and flown to the North Pole. Didn't ANYBODY see Captain America?
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Quote from: Sir Slash on May 24, 2016, 06:14:17 PM
The Nazi Nukes were put on a plane and flown to the North Pole. Didn't ANYBODY see Captain America?

Wrong Pole. The warheads were spirited away to Antarctica by a fleet of Haunebu, to patiently slumber in a mighty ice keep until needed.
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panzerde

Yep, Nazi nukes discovered by an amateur with 3D modelling software - just like that Maya city that was discovered a couple of weeks ago by a 14 year-old.

Hell, I discovered a buried Spanish Galleon in my back yard using my cell phone camera!
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Sir Slash

Spanish Gallon of what? Beer, wine, milk? Sangria?  :D
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panzerde

Quote from: Sir Slash on May 24, 2016, 09:22:44 PM
Spanish Gallon of what? Beer, wine, milk? Sangria?  :D


Been a loooong time since I had a gallon of sangria. Gonna need help with it I think!

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Sir Slash

And after it too Panzerde. We need a "Hung-Over" emote.
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Quote from: bbmike on May 24, 2016, 06:00:11 PM
they would have flung them faster than mirth flinging his underwear at a stage with Bill Murray on it.

I don't think anything could be as fast as that.
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